Welcome Lovely

for the jewelry crafters and the macrame enjoyers alike, as both I love this

btw if you tell me something and i reply with “oh???” that’s the equivalent of a dog’s ears perking up

Do I just like morally ambiguous women is that my thing

To be fair, morally ambiguous women are, historically, super hot.

I mean it's not even an attraction thing it's more like "this is the coolest type of person to exist"

i don't wanna see BRANDS i wanna see TRANSSEXUAL WEREWOLVES!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god reblog to save a me thank you

Reblogging even though it's way past Halloween bc this is an important reminder!

Stay away from anything with charcoal during this season if you are on ANY medication!!!

marks onlyfans but instead of posting proper sexy nudes he just posts blurry cursed images of himself slowly getting more and naked until hes just covered in blood and his hairs all crazy and he is heehoo

reblog if your tumblr is more popular than the Metaverse

He went through a factory reset

Pregnancy runs in my family. Over half of my ancestors had it at some point.

The other big one is death. That runs in the family too. An overwhelming majority of my ancestors experienced death at some point in their lives.

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

*places you in a pond large enough for you to express all your natural instinctive behaviors*

the best part about making someone else’s post viral is not having to deal with the notes.