Like Sleep Like Death,You Wake Up Again

Me protecting my family from john green

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

touch starved ralsei. consider it.

getting high so i can more fully imagine early transitional amphibians

they can coming out of the water and back in

Saying “yeah bro I move exactly like a jumping spider when I get drunk” and then watching everyone flinch every time I tense my legs after taking a sip of my vermouth

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already