🍠🍞

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

Was made to groove

my man

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

BREAKING NEWS: softest material in the world has been discovered, scientists calling it "kitty tummy fur"

but watch out

Not just any dragon. That's the head of Onyxia, a raid boss from World of Warcraft!

Also noting that this line has a lot of clothing that works for people who need easy chest access or have limited upper body mobility, like if you are recovering from surgery or doing chemo

he transformed... magical pot...

@randomitemdrop

Item: Urn of Cat Transmogrification; a cat placed into the urn will come out a different color

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or