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When I think of Tarzan, a naked orphaned jungle man raised by apes in the mud and darkness away from society, what comes to mind is of course the smooth soft rock and roll of Phil Collins

Acrylic is like what if there was a paint medium that dried so fast that you could never blend anything or get the right colour. And then oil paint is like what if you were always spending 40 dollars

i miss when summers were normal and not literal hell

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

I miss my fucking something so bad

what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?

Brown is a beautiful color FUCK all the propaganda trying to convince us its ugly.

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

Beautiful thing happening with my four year old angel boy child, he is angrily singing “uptown funk you up UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP” over and over again while putting down blocks building a giant gravel wall in minecraft