since feeling is first

women really went off with bulge

bdsm enjoyers r onto something. i think we should incorporate aftercare into just hanging out. i need a buddy to hold me and say “that was really fun and you seemed normal”

normalize romanticize unionize

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

i be like “idc” then talk to the moon about it

Do you ever look at your pet and go holy shit that is a little beast moving and doing things of its own volition. In my home

some of you guys need to be left in a barrel to ferment

yall cisgendereds too bold nowadays we gotta start driving that fucking bus again

elderly young people what are ur loudest joints mine are probably wrists and shoulders

yes babe you look gnc af can we go grocery shopping now

Just some guy (self diagnosed)

booty shorts that say come back with a warrant on the ass

ive tried opening my mouth and saying words before nd ive gotta say. im not a fan

As someone who does not pay attention to lyrics in songs, I am always afraid someone who does pay attention is going to come along and see my music and be like “why are you listening to songs about kicking orphans and diverting funds from public libraries?” Like, I dunno! That’s news to me! The beat was fresh and the vibes were funky! I lose all knowledge of human language when the drum goes bop bop. I am as surprised and alarmed as you are.

who wants to come to the beach with me and race