Masc4Cruller

bring THIS back

sidney crosby is gonna be in italy playing in the olympics for the first time since 2014 staring at the guy who played the slutty bottom fictional version of himself carrying the olympic torch as a reward for throwing ass so good on television it hypnotized the entire world

people keep tagging this saying "all professional athletes should be taught this" etc. please don't misunderstand me: i didn't say "all athletes" because i actually want your favorite f1 driver to be broke and closeted forever

I never met a carrot I didn’t like. Except for this one!

I’ve been looking for this video for ages… she keeps having them pulled down. LOVE

Wtf is this I’m screaming???

WELCOME TO MY HOME.

Remember when you eat you’re just a vacuum with nipples

I need people to know that this legitimately might have been a thing with DB Cooper. It's not confirmed, but a researcher I know and admire ended up on a sort of side quest during a larger research project about trans medicine archives and found a couple of people who were long time friends of a trans woman who they believe may have also been D.B. Cooper. You can read about it (and a bunch of other interesting insights on trans medicine and medical archives) here: https://logicmag.io/issue-21-medicine-and-the-body/beyond-trans-archives-beyond-trans-medicine/

now we know what she wanted the money for