mary

The bratty nurse who always has it out for him. "Come get an x-ray simon" "we need to check out that foot simon" "you need to be checked out simon". Shes naggy and annoying and cares too much. She talks back to him, and clearly doesnt get the hint.

One day in passing, however, she gave a couple goldfish to Riley, and he's loved her evsr since. Seeks her out when he's not on duty and even pulls Simon directly to her when he needs medical care. One time he found Riley curled up by her feet while she was typing away and had been passed out from an explosion. He hates it.

Nobody else seems to get the hint though, cause Johnny came up to Simon at lunch and said "I'm pretty sure your girlfriends training Riley to give her hugs."

they are not the same...

the only healthy couple ever

something something getting a knock on your front door an hour before your scheduled move and its four huge men that you assume are the movers because they start loading the truck when you start pointing at things and they're very efficient.

something something they keep making passes at you and one of them has groped you more than once and youre trying to excuse it as just the men being rough and tumble because you really need them to not bail on your move, so you are really really trying not to say anything about it.

something something they get you moved out of your apartment in less than an hour so youre all on the way to your new place quick as you like; youre sitting in the passenger side of your uhaul with the biggest of the four driving when you get a text from your actual movers asking which unit youre in.

🐻PRICE🐻