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god remember watching tv shows on putlocker in 2012 and you’d have to find the watch button, carefully select the version with the best quality, and let the video load for 20 minutes so it didn’t endlessly catch up to itself. rip man
The trick was to open several episodes on separate tabs so the videos would all load by the end of the episode that you were watching.
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im playing the world’s smallest violin for him right now.
remember back in the day spending hours trying to get the perfect theme for ur blog having it reflect ur whole identity. nowadays its like. i havent looked at my blog on desktop in 4 years and neither has anyone else
edward: what's a thot?
bella: it means a thoughtful person
[later]
edward, smiling: thank you for helping me carlisle. you're such a thot
carlisle, with emmett and bella wheezing in the background: im a what
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that’s just a regular platypus???
PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!
why would you censor the ops name
women would flock to him otherwise
Robert Pattinson: I’m Batman!
Stephanie Meyer releasing Midnight Sun and ready to drag him back into hell:
"Are you wearing the-"
"The babyskin boots? Yeah, I am :)"
shoes for sale, babies, never worn
Someone put red paint on the "Serve and Protect" sculpture at the Salt Lake City police building and it is such a powerful statement.
"Good art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed." -C.A.C.
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[ID: a tiktok by @/christiantheshowm, with a caption that reads “Millennials/Gen Z’s as Therapists:” and is a conversation between a therapist and his patient. The therapist is a black man with a beard, wearing a suit and round glasses. the patient is a black man lying down on a couch with one hand resting on his head. he is also wearing a white hoodie. the hoodie is up and the drawstrings are pulled tightly so that only his eyes, nose, and mouth are shown.]
Transcript:
Therapist: So how have things been?
Patient: Maybe I was just put on this earth just to die.
Therapist: Ok.
Patient: Like I’m not meant to find love or be happy.
Therapist: I got you.
Patient: Like I’m just supposed to die.
(the patient turns to the therapist who nods. the camera zooms in.)
Therapist (putting a pen up by his mouth): It do be like that sometimes.
Patient: It do be like that sometimes.
(the camera zooms in more)
Therapist: But not all the time.
That actually made me feel better.
Why did this like bring a tear to me eyes
“First of all” I say indignantly, with absolutely no idea where i’m going with this
i say “first of all” with an immense amount of confidence and then immediately forget what i was about to say
one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”
y’see because spain and portugal are so close, labels in stuff like food, shampoo, etc often come in portuguese as well as spanish
this brand of chips, Lay’s, displays the flavor in spanish and portuguese, resulting in ham-flavored chips looking like this:
with “jamón” being spanish and “presunto” being portuguese
however, “presunto” is also a spanish adjective, meaning “presumed” (or suspected)
so you have this in-joke going where spanish chips taste like ham, presumably
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
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security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?
my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in
why is this so fucking funnyÂ
hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the assÂ
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