Mary-Adieu

It’s a beautiful day in the Shire and you are a horrible heroic goose

i know we've all been warned that art is the biggest snitch but no one tells you that reading your own writing will make you realize things about yourself that you wouldn't confess to while being waterboarded

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

love is this your last two brain cells?

be the surreal nonsense you wish to see in the world

Stepdaughter-zoned

Some of u post the most personal shit ever

20 years from now we shall be on tumblr like "my colonoscopy results came back and the tumour is benign girlies 💅"

20 years? Have you spent more than ten mins on tiktok it's already happend babes

I'd rather be shot than spend ten minutes on tiktok

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

hand guiding is actually the hottest thing in the world

My morning routine? That's simple: first I wake up, then I get out of bed, then I experience various ailments, maladies, afflictions, etc.

due to not wanting to, i will not. thanks.