I Just Thanked Myself

Do I think Toph is a lesbian? Absolutely not. She very explicitly likes men. Do I think Toph would love taking testosterone? Absolutely.

personally think she’d LOVE steroids

til my self sabotage do us apart

learning to notice an absence of people of color is crazy. you start seeing it everywhere. ill see a random pic of characters or people or whatever and be like "these are all white people. why"

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

me and the boys are taking boner pills and just seeing what happens if you want to pull up

love how the gay couple from Sesame Street and the gay couple from the Muppets have opposite relationship dynamics, while both somehow embodying the Romantic Ideal

everyone is sayin "Bert, obviously" but I think there's a 15% chance Statler and Waldorf would recognize him as a baby fellow hater and adopt him on sight

hey guys, I'm sorry to ask this but I'm going to need everybody's attention, forever. please pay attention to me

whoever said "Rome wasn't built in a day" clearly hadn't seen my work ethic and hustle

my sigma grindset could kill an ancient roman

Im failing all my classes due to an attention disorder 💪💪💪💪💪🔥🔥☝️

mood.

this has become relevant again with the recent news of Disney shutting down The Muppets ride