Hi I'm Martyn [He/they, 27yo, 🏳️⚧️🇰🇪]. Crow with the social skills of a kitchen sponge:>
I write and draw a bunch.
I ramble about women's hockey on @martys-hocket-pocket
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Hi I'm Martyn [He/they, 27yo, 🏳️⚧️🇰🇪]. Crow with the social skills of a kitchen sponge:>
I write and draw a bunch.
I ramble about women's hockey on @martys-hocket-pocket
Tags to look through all my stuff🔽

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hudson’s out here just big as hell and for what?? bottoming on tv???
just discovered a new thing to be a hater about (people drawing characters as women’s hockey players but for SOME reason the jerseys are form-fitting and they seem to not be wearing any chest pad at all or normal hockey pants. and thus I am killing and biting and maiming.)
THAT IS HOW THEY GET KILLED BLOCKING SHOTS ALSO THEY ARE HOT IN ARMOR BECAUSE ARMOR. CMON NOW.
C'mon.
Was scouring my hockey sideblog for this post specifically bc I need refs for hockey gear no jersey. So u know the type shit I'm up to this weekend
Week 4 of @shanesummerfest and the theme is...
Pre Lilya's #mywife era. They're still riding that high after Lilya dropped the girlfriend word in front of Shane's parents. They're girlfriends and they love each other so much and the cottage is theirs and only theirs:)
☀️ week 4: july 12-18☀️
cottage🌳
we could have a week, or even two ✨ swimming in the lake, grilling too many hamburgers, loons, shane showing off his well. it’s his favorite place in the world!
tag your gifs, art, fics, edits, etc with #shanesummerfest

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Shane Summer Fest - Week 4: Cottage
Shane and Ilya had just arrived at their summer home, and stepped out back. They took a moment to stand and survey the comforting, familiar sight.
“What do you think about camping?” asked Shane.
“What? This is camping.” Ilya gestured around with his hand. “We are surrounded by trees. And lake.”
“This isn’t camping, we’re in a cottage.”
“Is camping with air conditioning and indoor plumbing,” Ilya insisted.
“We could find someplace nice. We could go for a hike.”
“Yes, great, you know how I love walking to nowhere,” Ilya replied sarcastically, then got a glint in his eye. “Are you unhappy, Hollander? This is how all those documentaries start where men take their wives out to murder them for insurance money or so they can marry their mistress."
“Oh, fuck you,” said Shane laughing.
Ilya shot his eyebrows up suggestively and smirked. “Okay.”
“I’m just saying. We could get a tent… fuck under the stars.”
“Do not try to manipulate me with sex.”
“Wow.”
“I can fuck you under stars on this deck. Is same stars.”
“You’re such an asshole. And this isn’t private. Someone could see!”
“Oh. Like you would mind…” Ilya smirked.
deleted scenes from the cottage: day 3 (rest of the series | ao3)
this happens between the sunrise and swimming in the lake. after i love you and before shane's parents find out
Cat dad Shane chronicles: Pretty kitty.
Shane is hanging out with Soot (you know, the tux cat) and the big fuzzy boy for some reason loves hanging upside down from Shane's arms making air biscuits, among other odd resting positions. Like sitting like an old man in front of the tv when his dads are watching hockey. Or just. Right on top of Anya. Just invading her personal space like he owns it.
Anyways Shane is giving him the upside down time he needs so gravity can push his one functional braincell back into his cranium. Mouth open, tongue out, glassy eyes looking out at nothing. And Ilya crouches down at eye level saying "he looks like he is trying to catch a thought but it is running away from him."
"Hey, don't talk about him like that. He's smart...sometimes. when he wants to be."
"And when he wants to be is never, yes?"
Shane almost wants to cover Soot's ears. The disrespect.
"Enh, he will survive, don't worry. At least he is pretty now." Ilya takes the risk scratching the little white triangle of fur on his belly (the purrmuda triangle. He was so proud coming up with that) and Soot actually lets him.
"Mmh, yeah I guess- wait, now?" Shane looks murderous.
"I mean..."
"Ilya...
"He was a very ugly baby."
Shane gasps. Scandalized.
"He was malnourished. And sick, you monster."
"Ehh even when he was fine and we spoiled him he was a little funny looking. But like in a cute way. Weren't you our little lint trap?"
"No pets for you." Shane swats Ilya's hand away and leaves the room, pretending not to hear Ilya surpress a laugh as he tries to apologize.
The fucking audacity.
And one for y'all too-
SHOUT OUT TO BLACK TRANS MEN!
#ourwives yay yippee hooray etc

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hashtag my butch lesbian shane #mybutchlesbianshane (once again referencing a pose from theeeee poulin/stacey lstw shoot)
Just imagining Shane barbecuing in full grill dad getup, backwards hat, glasses, beat up white sports bra, Lilya's hawaiian shirt left open, baggy little khaki shorts, crew socks with chunky old man sandals ofc. And Lilya comes out of the house and nearly drops everything and passes out because her girlfriend has literally never looked sexier. She must kiss her about it.
Later, to lots of protest and "absolutely fucking not lils you know how awkward I am" (which is the point. Like yeah your awkward is very hot to me now take it off please) she makes Shane do a little striptease and when she sees the ck boxers under the shorts shes so horny she'll faint again
myilya for those who believe
shane version
Big lesbian Marleau. Buig like tall jacked lesbian Cliff Marl- hey is this thing on
Like just thick dark mullet square jaw deep voice dopey smile chipped uneven teeth half lidded eyes lovergirl Marley I am actively passing out a s I type this

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theres a reason u associate east asians with femininity and black people with masculinity and it has nothing to do with actual masculine or feminine “behavior” and everything to do with race science 😭 u have been taught race science, u haven’t unlearned race science 😭😭😭😭 READ A BOOK ABOUT RACISMMMM
hashtag mylesbians hashtag myhollanova and everyone say thank you to real hockey lesbians marie-philip poulin and laura stacey for the pose reference 🫡 butch shane you are my love my life the air I breathe etc etc etc