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MIGHTY MAUSER ★★★ marty mauser of safdie's 🅜ARTY 🅢UPREME. written by ciara (¹⁸+)
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TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET AS MARTY MAUSER IN MARTY SUPREME (2025) DIR. JOSH SAFDIE
Kevin Can F Himself Starters !
Taken from season two of the 2021 AMC series, Kevin Can F Himself! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! There may be some light spoilers for the series!
“We’ll fix it together, okay?”
“I’m sorry, I’ve never had a hostage before. I’m not great at it yet.”
“I have no idea. I can’t tell if it’s been twenty minutes or eight hours.”
“Okay. So you’re done trying to kill my best friend. Congrats. You still tried once!”
“How the hell am I dating a cop?”
“Maybe they don’t care when I whine, but he laughs when you bleed.”
“They say ‘we’ all the time like you’re in this together, but, (Name), where are they?”
“They tried to kill them. Can you believe? Bitches tried to kill me, too.”
“Jesus. The nightmare continues.”
“I mean ‘cause you have the general vibe of a sad dog in a cone.”
“I don’t want to be me anymore.”
“I swear to you, I am working on it. Because I really do want you around.”
“I only wish you hit me harder so I could forget all this shit.”
“I’m not in (Name), but the general sense of failure just, sorta, trickles down.”
“Who knew there was a version of death sadder than regular death?”
“It just feels like punishment for dying alone.”
“I’m not like you, I can’t just pretend to like things.”
“You ever think that it’s not that you have a bad sense of direction, you just gotta pay attention to where you’re going?”
“I’ve been squatting in the basement for the past two weeks.”
“The more times you bring up the one nice thing you ever did for me, the less nice it gets.”
“Did a demon just achieve its final, most powerful form in our kitchen?”
“See how I say that with no visible eye roll?”
“It just seems like you’re someone who never had to share.”
“If I play the field, I’ll end up under it.”
“And you don’t like me. It’s fine. People don’t have to like each other.”
“Not when I’ve just been insulted and rejected by a man who I always thought of as my creepy uncle.”
“Yeah, and maybe that stuff was worth it when I thought we might actually be together.”
“Yeah, and I swore I’d never talk to a cop without a lawyer present, but here we are.”
“When I think too much about something, that’s the second I start talking myself out of it, okay?”
“You’re a hazard.”
“Uh, fun is for people with disposable income.”
“I woke up. Another win.”
“Well, they did corner me last night and told me sobriety was the reason I’m not fun anymore.”
“That’s residual priest nervousness, if you ask me.”
“What does the beauty matter if there is no other soul to share it with?”
“Okay. Is that true or is that just what /they/ tell you?”
“I don’t want to have to worry about him, but I can’t stop worrying about him.”
“(Name) will be fine. (Name)’s always fine.”
“There’s a reason that ‘drinking’ rhymes with ‘thinking.’”
“Because you’re just so excited to die?”
“I feel like I dropped something and I feel it next to me. And I’m trying to figure out what it is, and I’m lying there wide awake convinced that if I don’t pick it up, then something terrible is going to happen.”
“Oh, sure, like you’re suddenly concerned about me.”
“Maybe I just don’t want to be alone. And maybe there’s not always a difference.”
“They laughed. They didn’t listen to me at all. No one listens to me.”
“(Name) would have died without you? Maybe you should go home sometimes.”
“I think it’s rearranging deck chairs at the Titanic at this point.”
“I’ll see you for three weeks in February while I work on my tan!”
“I don’t think they realized it. They gave everything up to protect me.”
“And now that I’m left here without them, I don’t feel better off. I just feel… left.”
“I’m not really concerned with protecting (Name). Or anyone like them, really.”
“Well, but you know that we’re not actually better off without you, right?”
“Without me, you will have nothing. Because I will fucking destroy you.”
“I had a terrible, terrible day. And you’re the only person I hang out with now. Is that okay?”
“Let’s die alone together."
It cannot answer. There is a big round lie in its mouth. And his fingers—bigger. Biggest: Mim’s grin. Marty is close to forcibly deflating the air out of its cheek. Before he can, its tongue understudies the place of Ping Pong Ball.
'hey, hey, you don't know respect? these are CUSTOM. MADE. BALLS.' each word real-life-punctuated by the way. he is close to deflating its cheeks but his only worry is a popping ball. custom. made. don't you know. 'i'm serious. you think i'm not being serious but i'm serious. open up. and quit smiling.'
'careful,' a beat. talking shit, having fun, that's life! 'that’s how rumours start and i have a very trustworthy face. people believe me about all sorts of stuff.' @gviltys

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Mim did not eat the ping pong ball. It is gophering its leftways cheek out like it did. The ball is hidden in its loose fist. Its eyebags crease around the bulge of its smiling eyes. A rare expression. Like two crisply folded two-dollar bills. No moneyer than the commoner but funner to see.
it only takes marty a second or two to see what's changed in how environment and how it's the absence of a little plastic white ball. it's only a second or two or three later when he figures out where it is. where it seems like it is. and outrage paints itself all francisco goya on him, no expression held back. 'what the hell, spit that out!' doesn't do the math on it, just goes for it. tries peeling it from it's mouth. 'your mother didn't teach you any fuckin manners?'
marty supreme
whatever helps you sleep at night. (nadine)
'hey, projection's a hell of a sleep aid, y'know.' marty gives his head a shake, it almost looks like fondness. 'should bottle it. sell it next to melatonin.'
"no offense, but if you're the last to know, that's on you." from p novak
'no offence?' there'd be a scoff but marty's refusing on the grounds of yes, he was the last to know and ouch, yes that hurt. 'then don't fuckin act like you're doing me a favour. if you've got something to say, say it without a cushion.'
hate him actually

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go ahead, make it worse.
'worse?' marty tilts his head like he's actually weighing it. 'this is me being considerate. if I stopped being considerate, you wouldn't be asking for worse. you'd be apologising. and i fuckin hate apologies.'
wait guys why was this the best idea ever
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she does not wait. he has given her permission, and so she decides to just pounce. there is no calculation further, no anything, really, other than launching herself towards him with about as much force as she can manage. which is a lot, actually. she doesn’t even have a locker nearby, but that’s a minor detail. she can find a stand in, if she needs.
'fuckin- fucking shit.' she comes close. she knocks. she hits. and it's a total knockout. feet stammer on the floor like he's slipping on the birth and lifespan of the comma. there's something in him saying he should push back and another quietly debating the maths that comes with hitting a woman even when it is fighting back only they can't reach a decision quick enough. 'i didn't-' birth and life span of the comma, breathless already, trying to keep himself dignified (lost cause, man). 'get off me, lady !!'
the next thing out of your mouth better be an apology.
something suspends marty midair and his brain hits freeze after running full speed just a fraction of a second before. what had he said? something... 'no. no.' fuck. he doesn't know. 'you're absolutely right.' something unfair, he guesses. something at the expense of mary jane. something... shit! closing in. a hand goes to his heart. other expletives! something about her shoes. no. it was... 'you're right. i apologise. that was outta turn.'
“I swear to god, I am going to shove you into a locker.” from rain <3
'show me the locker, baby, like to see you try find the thing that'll hold me tight.' he kind of gives her the up and down, something tells him he could take her. something else called logic and track record tells everyone else he couldn't. still, you can hear perorating through a little bit of tin and that's where the real talent lies in the mini mause. 'serious. try it. see what happens.'

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btw do not care where i am writing him timeline/geographically he can play ping pong and mouth off anywhere innit
okay, but am i the villain for laughing?
'yeah. i dont take it personal though. basically, i don't blame you.' something something, there's always haters at the beginning to the story of an underdog and marty mauser and underdog (HEARD IT HERE FIRST) are synonymous. ignore that the only reason marty's a laughing stock is a spilled drink right in his crotch and then this moment pertains exactly to the story of an underdog. a sniff. a beat. 'you don't know who i am, what i'm doing, how big i'm about to be. so don't worry too much.'