I Appear Missing.

Sorry I started acting like a skittish horse as soon as I realized you were flirting with me it will happen again

wait. you guys are realizing that people are flirting with you?

Imagine you get murdered and then some girl uploads a video of herself talking about your death in excruciating detail while doing her makeup :/

THIS.

Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear so immediately that the two of you, on some level, belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you’re in love or creating things together or foxhole buddies or partners in crime. It’s so clear, right off the bat, that this is what you’re supposed to be doing, that this is what you’re for. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest of circumstances, and they help you make a life. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but. It definitely makes me believe in something.

I think of others like this all the time. Have been trying to be more vocal about it because I know how far a small compliment goes.

siri, call drug dealer

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

wats he doin

His best