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Ya boy literally broke down when getting his testosterone because it put his bank account to five dollars so that’s how I’m doing.

And like the place I applied to is going to hire me but has already pushed it back twice???? Because fuck me I guess

When I was a teen I had a fake ID because I was a Deviant and I was at a gay bar getting sloshed. In the bathroom I find my English teacher from a few years back just puking her guts out in a stall. She comes out and we make eye contact. She knows me and I know she knows that I know her. It’s a school night. We’re in a gay bar. She slowly lifts her finger to her face in a “shhh” movement and stumbles back into the club. We never talk about it but in that moment we became ride or die

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

hey Emily I know we haven’t talked in 5 or 6 years, how’s it going? kids doing good? pregnancy going okay for you? anyway I sent you this because some rando on the Internet thought you might be happier knowing you inadvertently reposted MLP fetish art. wait what’s MLP? well okay let me start off with saying I am a completely normal individual caught in the crosshairs of a violently loud subculture on the internet I am not actually a part of but I constantly bear witness to. secondly does your kid watch cartoons? well you might have seen

This post left more questions than answers

live tiny / die never

Vote with your wallet.

I swear to god raspberries get moldy so fuckin fast you just look at them wrong and they immediately go bad

god every time I think I’ve seen all the cat material the internet has to show something new and absolutely delighting appears

no jokes about how just dance is still on wii. it is there for disabled people and rehab centers

y’know what yeah that makes sense

active games have truly revolutionized rehabilitation and exercise. there are so many hospitals that have wiis. and retirement homes. old people will NOT stop bowling. painful exercise used to be boring and now people can rasputin to get stronger. it rocks

At the assisted living home I intern at we have a man that is 102 that lovesss wii bowling

My bf walked in on me watching this and said, “why can’t you like watch porn or something?”

this can satisfy me in a way no porn ever will

*at obscure fetish party* anyway here’s wonder bread

been getting threats of violence over this one and honestly? that’s fair

but really though, this pride month, shout out to straight trans people. it’s gotta be rough sometimes listening to people constantly complaining about “the straights” and how “it’s gay month if you’re not gay go home”. you’re not contributing to heteronormitivity just by being yourself. you 100 percent belong at pride and all of you make this community a better place.