Hey whatever works, I'm a cheap date

Waow! Girl has been converted to Creature!

If I am isekai'd into a Soulsborne fantasy universe, I will kill myself so fast it will stun everyone around me. UNBELIEVABLE speed. Most people upon waking up in a fantasy universe would be curious. They would want to take a gander around them. NOT I! I pick up a single item and see a window that says some bulled shit like "Rosary of the Putrescence" I am dropping that shit like a hot coal and sprinting with SHINKANSEN VELOCITY to the nearest cliff. Swan diving off that fucker like that scene from Midsommar but sped up like a tiktok movie summary

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

An important writing lesson I'm taking away from Murderbot is that you don't always have to ease your readers into the world and the characters and speculative concepts. Sometimes you can just start with the fun part where there's a sandworm trying to eat someone and that's fine too.

Reblogging because it really is that good.