Marshmallow Mech Magic

sorry but judge tower is totally incompatible with players without magic knowledge.

the way you play judge tower is we have a shared deck containing two hundred and fifty cards with all the most annoying and difficult to resolve cards with complex rules interactions. every player has infinite mana, arbitrary life, you start with three cards in hand, X is always three.

and in every priority window you have to take every possible game action at the earliest opportunity.

you don't play to "win", you play to "not break the rules", and whenever a player commits any rules violation, no matter how minor, they lose.

when you play, there is an explanation of the rules at the beginning, and then there is an explanation of what you did wrong when you lose. there is no "easy mode" nor "way to explain to new players" nor anything.

so, if you don't know magic. hell, if you don't have at least a medium level understanding of magic, you kinda just get instant lossed.

Battletech, for example: The clans get it in their heads to develop lighter, faster mechs. And heck, why not try directly neurally interfacing the pilots? Boom, the protomech is born. If you're getting spicy with it why not put it down on all fours?

The Procyon, lovely. Missing a tail but solid design otherwise. Oh shoot the pilots can't run the thing properly because being quadrupedal messes with their self identity.

No trouble! Give 'em the puppygirl drugs.

a drug named Feralize, which makes it easier. As its name indicates, the highly addictive drug turned the users feral and more aggressive. Despite its success, there are no indications than any other Clan used it later.

(From Sarna.net)

See! Just turn 'em into dogs full time and it's fine.

Rewind

“The best denials are simply that: a beginning and end unchanged, a dream with no memory.”

oh yeah. i make muzzles (to fit humans). hand-bent steel wire, soldered with a small blowtorch. not pictured but i also make the leather headgear too.

i've made four so far? this one is the latest and the one i'm most proud of. a couple people have been asking me to make one for them (very lucrative and untapped market i know) but it's rather time consuming and frankly i don't have the technique down just yet. also the current harness design sucks

Anyways here's a link to an archived version of it here via Wayback Machine

Here's a link to another archived version via Internet Archive

Made with love <3