My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it
Someone: Hey, can I borrow a pen?
Me, getting a bag of pens out: Absolutely not, perish.
this is literally my entire sense of humor

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My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it
Someone: Hey, can I borrow a pen?
Me, getting a bag of pens out: Absolutely not, perish.
this is literally my entire sense of humor

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Sources: Gut, My. Something is Terribly Wrong, vol 136, 2025.
the law office my mom works at was broken into and ransacked overnight and when she called the police they said they won’t do anything because they “don’t do that anymore”??!?!?!!!??
this is not a shitpost portland police are worse than useless
LIKE WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? WHO DO YOU CALL WHEN YOURE LITERALLY ROBBED THEN? HELLO?
So the pokemon leaks huh

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clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad
Ain’t this what MCR did to a bunch of 2010s emos
there is no such thing as a "mid 30s" or "mid 40s" trans woman. i would never call a trans woman in her 30s or 40s mid.
U may be fooled by my constant melancholia and generally pathetic state of being but take heart in knowing that i am trying unfathomably hard to live

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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.
His response: "No, it's my name now."
I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.
Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.
the air is so still now... you're finally gone, once and for all
madoka poster !! tried to move out of my comfort zone a little with this one :3
this will be available at RCCC!

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