Harper 🐁🪐🩷🩵⭐️

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

how many people do you think use speech to text to write fanfiction like how many people in this world are sitting alone in their living room vividly reciting the nastiest sex scenes with perfect diction

My dad used to say that the only men who are adamant about their female sexual partners being virgins before them and obsessed with women having low body counts are men who are extremely bad in bed and are afraid of their female sexual partners having anything to compare it to and the ability to recognize that sex is supposed to be good and that particular guy is not good. Which I believe to be true but it was a bizarre yet insightful bit of sex ed to get as a teenager.

on my second viewing of obsession, i had the realization that nikki’s story at the party wasn’t the movie using incest as an easy shorthand for making the audience uncomfortable or creating a general “things are off” vibe but was another way the real nikki was crying out—a metaphor for the fact that nikki, like gretel, is being made to fuck her “little brother” (bear) under duress, at the behest of an external magic (the witch’s spell in her story; obviously, bear’s wish)

finally a superhero I can relate to, amen

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

World Heritage Post

I bring a very "why the fuck would I care how someone else identifies" kinda vibe to the queer discourse that everyone fucking hates for some reason.

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?