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I guess every person who believes in bi!Dean has ever thought “but why has this silly guy never come out? He’s obviously flustered by men but he never really tries”.

And!

There’s the cut scene from 14x14, “Ouroboros”, where Dean says John used him as a bait for evil truckers.

And if we think more than a second, we can see young Dean with his big green eyes and plump lips, playing innocence and taking dirty hints to distract the monster.

So. One more time.

Dean knocks on the door, smiles, flirts, winks and finally gets inside.

John is getting ready. Dean is still in the truck cabin with a lustful monster.

How far is he going? Hardly think John cares. He’s waiting for the perfect moment, while Dean is being touched or maybe even kissed, because Dean is a good soldier. And good soldiers don’t ruin the Hunt.

It wasn’t one time or two.

“Dad made me do it all the time”.

Dean was being touched by men against his will constantly, so over time he just couldn’t perceive gay people as he used to do.

We all talk about John being homophobic, but what if it wasn’t the reason?

What if Dean just couldn’t imagine himself with a man and not see all these truck drivers instead?

What if that’s why he never flirts with men in early seasons.

He still remembers too well. He still sees not enough positive examples.

What if that’s why a little later even drunk he could only flirt, but not sleep with men. Because sleep means lust. And men’s lust is disgusting and dangerous.

What if only years later he watches “Brokeback mountain” for the first time, witnesses Jack Twist’s love and yearning and pain and thinks “wow. that was pure. that was real”.

What if the process we can see through all the seasons is not a getting rid of the internalized homophobia, but a healing?

do not ask me how he came to be in this predicament i do not know, but i'm sure these two will sort it out lol

Then the girl is set up with some Good Man that her parents have clearly planned for her to meet during some family reunion

But during it, the OG guy comes knocking on her door begging her to take him back and they hug and kiss and make up?

Hear me out

Imagine a Destiel fic where Dean is set up with Castiel, a man who just got out of a very bad breakup and is here for the holidays to get away from it all

Dean thinks they've really hit it off. That Cas really seems to like him

Then all of a sudden, Cas' ex he just broke up with comes knocking on the door, soaked in rain in a slutty white shirt, declaring his love for Cas and how he made a mistake. He had this big Ryan Gosling's The Notebook speech that's backdropped by beautiful rain and thunder. And for some reason, ex looks fucking fantastic despite saying he went through so many trials just to get there

Dean is like "oh fuck, I'm the other man"

But instead of a romantic reunion, Cas slams the door on his ex's face and goes "Someone please call the police"

And now Dean, thinking they're in a romcom esc scenario, thinks he has to romance Cas to one up his ex

Not knowing Cas has been very much into Dean since they first met, and is soaking up the affections his ex never truly gave him