Marmaladeelly

I can’t even escape math on tumblr

i hate when right wing voters will call you a sore loser after a big election like politics is all a big fun sports game and not literally life and death for a lot of people

that clip of scarjo and ad driver arguing in the marriage divorce movie has been haunting me bc i cannot Fucking Believe anyone is expected to be entertained or interested in a movie abt a straight couple yelling how they hate each other like if i wanted to see that id just wander thru the walmart parking lot like everybody else thanks

Years ago today, Cosmo had an idea. 

*grabs my own ass* nice

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if you ask for spiritual help from someone - advice, ritual, divination, what have you - and the answer includes anything fishy along the lines of “your medication is clouding your vision” or “to find an answer we might need a more… intimate ritual” or “I will help you but I need you to focus on me and not your other friends” or anything, anything giving off the vibe of manipulation or grooming, you have the right given by all the old gods and shadows roaming this earth to devour said person, gnaw on their bones, and spit on their entire bloodline.

fucking mood listen to her

This kind of thing can be hard to spot if you haven’t been taught what to look  for/aren’t looking for it, which is why it works. If someone ever makes you feel uncomfortable or isn’t completely respecting your boundaries or demands your trust with no regard to your autonomy, BURN THEM TO THE GROUND. You can ALWAYS leave. You do not have a responsibility for other people, only for your own safety. If you don’t want to be in a situation any more, walk away. Fuck others’ feelings if it means keeping yourself safe. 

We have two main holes on our lower half. Our buttholes and our nut holes. Also the Aretha

Franklin??????????????

The Turtle?