yeah, I have no idea either.

Big!!! Steppy!!!

Taking her job very seriously

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

we need a surgery that removes you from your body

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

well well well if it isn’t the obvious truth which i have been running away from as fast as i possibly can all this time

the lion does not concern herself with papa

ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to tell anyone anything

new usa flag

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

How to become normal under 48 hours