"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

I need a "girl who's gonna be okay" moment bad

i used to tell myself ‘maybe they’re going through something’ but then i realized that i was too and i never treated anyone that way.

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

oh this is a life saver

I don’t think of myself as a cook at all, but I looked through this list and was like “if you have [center] and [any item on a surrounding ring] how do you sit there thinking you’ve got nothing to eat?” Like, I buy a fair amount of staples knowing that I’ll be able to quickly assemble them into something tasty if I’m hungry and don’t have anything instant (or in a leftovers container because I made it earlier in the week specifically to eat for a week): butter, cheese, noodles, and more.

It still impresses people how I can go into random kitchens with no food in them and emerge with Filling Snacks for Five People. This is the secret: knowing how to assemble Cupboard Meals. And these charts are incredibly well-laid-out too!

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

does anyone know how to get the light back in my eyes?

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful