MFC

you know you're a 90s kid when your vaccinations were mandatory and no one in your class got measles

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

i will never understand how someone can be gay and support trump like please educate me, he literally committed to repealing the right to same sex marriage tf

They’re just more racist than they are gay

sorry babe i couldnt afford an engagement ring but heres a meme i printed out and taped to a rock

Yeah that’s why they all died at 30 because they were so unhealthy but cool

Pretty sure it was the plague not heart disease.

Cultural “Oh Snap” I hate it so much when people pull out the “unhealthy” excuse for having a reason to body shame a person.

“Women died young in the 1700s because they were fat” is an amazingly ignorant statement

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

I mean What’s the demon look like

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

Ugh the power is immense.

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I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

please give us updates

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

op will not die of natural causes

a rollercoaster from start to finish

Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny