go down to the netherworld, plant grapes

how do you respond when someone says something that you think is probably wrong/problematic, but you can’t actually figure out why you feel that way?

my cat is quite large and only fits on my lap at a few angles, and so frequently our cuddle time devolves into him rearranging himself and dragging himself back onto my lap, and me trying not to yell as he digs his claws into my thighs

wish i had a guardian angel who came and beat me up every time i tried to check my work email from home

i just learned that portland’s police chief is literally named outlaw? what in the actual hell

i’m getting to the age where people i knew in high school are starting to get married and like, what the hell

i don’t know if i have new neighbors (it’s a big complex so ppl move in and out all the time) or if it’s just been hot enough that they have their windows open, but the last couple nights i’ve been hearing raised voices a lot and it’s Stressing Me Out

wish there were any Iconic Gay musicians in the genres of music i actively enjoy listening to

honestly, “let’s wrap this food in some kind of starch so that it can be efficiently stuffed into a hungry person’s mouth” is an excellent genre of food and i highly admire that kind of thinking