Beep-boop

I be opening and closing tumblr like it’s the fridge

I literally just opened tumblr, gave this post a sensible chuckle, closed it, opened tumblr again, and laughed my ass off

therE'S A CHART?!

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

Next-level typesetting

Bro?

are you fucking kidding me

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

happy ballpiss day!

happy 10th anniversary of dashcon!

i am sooo glad i googled that. so Now we have to celebrate lains bday tomorrow.

God just told me you can have as much caffeine as you want. Especially if youre already on stimulants. It's never bad for you and you cant die from it