when he first laid a hand on you he was lost

I was thinking we need to give Uriel a fuckbuddy ok. And for some reason all I could think about was Rowena. Their combined allegiance (and what I think will be a shared disillusionment too lol). Like it's different enough and evil enough to be funny, I think.

But idk. What would Uriel's type even be? Ik he'll only be interested in those who amuse and challenge him and he's kinda like Cas re: his ego (which rowena wud b into) but that's all I got.

I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR A WEEK. Like, yeah, there's people who amuse and challenge him, but what about badasses like Donna who slip by him and have him strangely whipped? The vision!

There are a few that amuse me

You know what? You're kinda right.

But counterpoint: that makes him have a human fuckbuddy 1000x more hilarious because he'd HATE it and it's be a seeeecret shameful fuck buddy, emphasis on “not be caught dead" lmao (i.e. just like he absolutely never flits down to earth against strict orders, nope nuh-uh never.) You know in MY book, more hilarious wins a lot of the time. Can you imagine him with a demon? It would probably be MORE SHAMEFUL THAN A HUMAN. What was it Naomi said? “Unclean."

But for completionism's sake:

#in my soul i do feel the truest answer is a human fuckbuddy that he hates himself for having#because yes angel hypocrisy#and for all the shit talking uriel does about humans he's always come across as one of the angels that's a bit more human than the others#he's got a sense of humour he's emotional and he doesn't want to just follow the party line#like if his ego was a bit smaller i think he'd have a great time mingling with the humans#uriel#spn via @ginger-schnapps

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