Comin live from never never land

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

i’d die for you haiku bot

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

Given these constructions, there is no maximal volume. The volume approaches infinity as the angle approaches 90 degrees.

In fact these formulae are unrelated

I’m a math grad student I don’t deserve to be humiliated like this

sorry, it was either you or me :V

HONESTLY

I pray that whoever reads this is going to meet the love of his life between all the hopeless lovers and lost romantics.

whats some good black middle class areas in cali near LA and in atlanta

Are you looking for a house or condo?

neither im broke lol apartment

In Atlanta you got buckhead, Smyrna, vinnings, Marietta, and a few smaller suburbs/cities that are nice but secluded. It really depends on your budget, how far you want to be from the downtown area, and your means of transportation. If you don't have a car, you have to rely on Marta and it doesn't really stretch that far.

@philosopherking1887 I’m merging the concepts of the information bubble, batshit cultism, and news as a commercial product per se, to form a new figure of speech—the ideological guano island.  Like real guano islands as outlined in international law, it doesn’t matter how high with batshit they’re stacked or how it got there, if you’re the one who gets there first, you get to control it.

^^^^^

The difference between this storm season and the previous eight ones is that the media has an interest in playing this one up to blame anything they can resulting from it on the current President. They downplayed previous storms because it looked bad when Obama completely ignored them to golf, do cute photo ops in Irish pubs, or jet around the world on “diplomatic” vacations.

so the media is playing up hundreds of thousands of peoples homes destroyed in Houston? ok buddy

this is the most hardcore comeback ive ever seen

Maturity reasons. Guys my age, especially in college, only want to talk to girls if they know there's a chance of getting in her pants. It's not even about relationships 24/7 but just having a genuine, deep conversation about anything. And for the most part they've matured and grew out of their childish ways (although some haven't). They're at the point now where they've calmed down and actually understand a lot of life's experiences. For the most part, they know what they want in life or at least have some sort of clue. Not saying guys my age or younger aren't deep and wise already because some are and they're dope but rare to find. I just like to surround myself with those who are more knowledgeable and wiser than I because they challenge my mind a lot, guy or girl. It's deep but not that deep lol.

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

not risking it.

Not even scrolling past it

I deserve an apology smh

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

Has anyone watched what the health? Got me scared to eat anything 😂😩

It's a bunch of vegan propaganda bs. Most of what they said is true about processed meats causing diseases but I disagree when they say we're not supposed to eat meat. How is it that people from centuries ago ate a well balanced meat diet and lived to be hundreds of years old? Also I thought about the whole interview with people suffering from those diseases and thought if they can become so much healthier after a 2 week diet, to the point they cut their medication in half or whole, what's wrong with eating meat sporadically? Especially organic, non processed, non injected meat.

if i were you, i’d pack them in the carry on. 

Already landed 😅

Did you just admit to flying out to get some pussy 👀👀

This is actually really racist, but really fucking funny. I’m bouta do one with black folks and soul food, then Russians and vodka.

your url has loli on it

And? Tag my post with pedophilia again. I dare you. I’ll press charges for defamation of character.

can we turn this into a copy pasta

Do you people not understand how the law works?

i am you

screencapped 📸 👏 and emailed 📬📤to my lawyer 🤓🤓. She will have filed charges 📒😤 by tomorrow 🌞afternoon . By law We must allow you 48 ⏰😴hours to remove 🙅🙅the 😡offending material😡. If not🙄, you will be charged 😱😭with defamation of character😵, libel😩, and criminal mischief😤, all misdemeanors😳😳😳. You will face a judge🏦 trial. Don’t think you won’t🔍👏be 🔍👏found 🔍👏either. That email with the cap also includes your Dox😱, which will 🙅not🙅be shared publicly☠️. I’ve also forwarded 📤this material to the local 😈FBI😈 field office. They take false accusations 😤of 🤢😨pedophilia 🤔VERY seriously🤔. Especially when your uncle is a ⬆️⬆️high ranking 🔪Homicide Detective🔫 with good friends 👌👩‍❤️‍👩in the 🚧FBI🚧the 🇱🇷US Marshals 🇱🇷Office, and the 💣NSA💣.

Oh My God

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m fucking dead 😂😂😂

That slap took me out yo💀💀💀💀💀

Incoming ……..

Lmfaooooooo

this is great

@n4k1ki !!

My sister! I hit her one she always gotta add on a couple more licks

Reblog in 40 seconds and you will be put on the path to achieve your dreams and find your fortune

WELP.

Can’t hurt.

may as well