kiss it better

are you ever on your phone looking at gay shit and then your parent starts coming towards you, so you keep scrolling down to try and get the gay shit off of your feed and then realise there is no escape and you’re actually scrolling through a bottomless pit of gay shit?

can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m covered in tattoos, working my dream job, traveling, and married to the girl I love

Bro….

here’s this dumb bitch again

Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker

“You’re my girl” is my fav thing. Like yes I am. You’re right. Say it again.

pasta is an antidepressant

due to personal reasons I love to stay in bed for long, long hours and simply…stay in that bed. and honor it. and highkey just remain there.

men really be talking to me and think im listening

ya

potatoes take so long to boil kinda sexy making me wait