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Commissions open!!!
Hey guys 👋🏽 I really really need money to pay my bills rn sooo.. If you’d like me to draw anything for you or a portrait I’d be more than happy to do something for you!!!
Maybe a thoughtful gift or just something cool you want drawn??
Examples of a portrait below:
Examples of general art:
Please feel free to message me with any questions about size and price! I’m happy to help! 🫶🏽
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leyendecker study but make it caitvi 🌸
#releasethetimebombcut
Commissions open!!!
Hey guys 👋🏽 I really really need money to pay my bills rn sooo.. If you’d like me to draw anything for you or a portrait I’d be more than happy to do something for you!!!
Maybe a thoughtful gift or just something cool you want drawn??
Examples of a portrait below:
Examples of general art:
Please feel free to message me with any questions about size and price! I’m happy to help! 🫶🏽
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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sobbing at this etsy listing
My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:
Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.
I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.
My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT
She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar
My ancestors watching me use my stand mixer while living in a small apartment and attending university: Thou hast kneadeth bread in FOUR hail marys??? FOUR??? And thou ist poor as a churchmouse, yet liveth in a fine cottage with four pounds butter and fresh berries in thy larder!! And two featherbeds! And thou attendeth the King’s college, as a lord!!
My ancestors being like:
Look at this fine young lady! She can paint she can sew and embrody, she sings and read
And without a wealthy father to pay for that, plus she is florid in the body! She doesn’t know hunger!
We did it!
Me: /wearily studying/
My Ancestors: TRULY SH— what? They? A little unorthodox, but reasonable I suppose. TRULY THEY PROSPER, FOR THEY LIVE IN A DWELLING WITH MANY ROOMS AND ONLY THEIR SPOUSE TO SHARE IT WITH! THEY HAVE DOGS WHO DO NOT PERFORM A FUNCTION! THEY HAVE MANY BOOKS AND DO NOT HAVE TO SPIN THEIR OWN YARN! THEY BATHE AT A WHIM WITH GENTLE SOAP FREE OF LYE! OUR DESCENDANT BRINGS HONOR AND PRIDE TO OUR LINEAGE!
Me: /yawns and sips my coffee/
My Ancestors: /cheer wildly/
Me: *hunched over at my desk nursing a headache.*
My Ancestors: “Truly, we prosper; see here, our infirm descendant need not even work on her poor days, but has the luxury to rest as she sees need! A doctor attends to her illnesses; her clothes are warm and free of pests; she cares for exotic and dangerous animals within her own home! We have found the height of luxury!”
Me: *treats myself to a pineapple and a bunch of bananas*
My Georgian ancestors: ZOOTH SHE HAS BOUGHT A PINEAPPLE! NOT MERELY BORROWED ONE! TRULY SHE HAS ACHIEVED FAR MORE THAN WE COULD KNOW!
me: [puts on warm socks and a blanket, is now warm regardless of the weather outside]
My impoverished Russian Jewish ancestors:
Me: [learns to knit from youtube videos]
My ancestors: Our descendant, the heir to all our hopes and fears for a far-off future… She can buy fine clothes woven and knit by automatons, with but a fraction of a day’s earnings… and she does… she has so much free time to do as she pleases… and she uses some of that time to do what we did.
One woman from rural Poland, who died from smallpox in 1717 CE, a grandmother at 35: I knit roses and peonies into my and my children’s gloves… it wasn’t much extra work to dye the red, once I had already cleaned the wool and spun the yarn, and to knit in the designs… and I wasn’t a gifted knitter but I was a good knitter, and I thought, well, it might not make a difference to how warm the glove is, but it made the children happy and it made me happy. I liked to make things beautiful when I could.
Another woman, a peasant from what’s now France, who died from getting kicked by a mammoth in 8995 BCE: [Patting her on the back] I made my family’s clothes too. Every day my sister and I wove and wove and tended our children. We went out of our way to make the cloth lovely. Not a trace of it remains anywhere on earth now… But it mattered to us. And she might not know our names, or know it was us, but evidently, it matters to her too. She has so much beauty available to her, in every direction, and she wants to make it where we once made it.
[everyone sobbing and high-fiving each other.]
A man from Britain, 1104 CE, sitting at the trans-temporal telescope, reporting on my doings: She’s stopped knitting and now she’s playing minecraft.
The other ancestors: Ah, yes, the dream of building. We know this one well. What vision doth she design now?
Telescope man: Looks like… Some kind of floating temple?
Everyone: [Goes completely apeshit]
Me: studying Marine Biology, out in the middle of the Elkhorn slough absolutely fucking covered in the most foul-smelling mud and swamp scum you can imagine, deliriously happy as I spot a tell-tale bubbling in the mud. I jump off the small dock and drive my entire arm into the mud like a Mortal Kombat Character ripping someone’s heart out of their chest, and pull out a 4lb, two-foot long Geoduck Clam and hold it aloft, triumphant.
My Homminid ancestors, who were doing exactly this with much smaller clams 900,000 years ago: *going absolutely literally apeshit over my flawless technique and the marvelous size of my quarry* CLAM! CLAM! CLAM! CLAM! CLAM! CLAM! CLAM! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Me: throwing back another dose of antibiotics like a pro
My ancestors: That which disfigured, maimed, and killed so many of us is a mere annoyance to her! Her constitution is poor, yet she is possessed of greater health than many of us could dream of!
Me, muttering to myself: Man, I really don’t want to have to have surgery to fix my scoliosis.
My ancestors: YOU CAN FIX THAT!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
10/3/2024
i am a woman at war with herself, torn forever between my love of detective fiction and my hatred of cops and cop media
it's so fucked up that detective is a type of cop irl. it's more like a gender to me
Can you
feel
… me too.
“Typing…”
oil on canvas
ORIGINAL AVAILABLE
to inquire about original: email [email protected] 📧
Halie Torris Fine Art
PRINTS AVAILABLE:
giclee paper or canvas
- 24” x 24” satin paper print signed in permanent ink and numbered - 12” x 12” satin giclee paper prints will be signed in permanent ink a
So, this is what you’ve been up to?
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This is starting to feel like more than fanservice, Riot. 🤨
She looked so beautiful when she was meditating.
The way her mouth opens slightly just does things to me.
my favorite thing about Mizu is that she's playful at heart and is unintentionally goofy
I thought the roughhousing one needed a lil sequel!
😏
get ready with mizu
(idk either. yes, this what i was making instead of the requests. sue me.)
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The third most requested characters for pride were Cait and Vi. I missed drawing them so much🥺
Finally finished something I started months ago via my quest to learn digital painting.
I did use a photo reference for this but it's so long time ago that I started that I no longer have it and can't find it. PLEASE, if you do know the photo, send it to me so I can add it.
