i want to be great or nothing

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

Oh shittttt I forgot this was my one wild and precious life

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

miss when more people abided by the six feet away rule in lines. what bliss that was

because why are you in line behind me and literally right there. in my ass. you have NO business being all up on me like this. do you have no shame? no awareness? no issues? no decorum? I don’t even know your name and yet here you are. inside of me

Now i know how my parents felt in the 80s when reagan almost got assassinated

laughing at memes about the assassination attempt while feeling a deep deep dread so profound that my stomach hurts. thats the american way ig