Choco: EJ, you need to hold still during repairs.
EJ: NO, GET OFF OF ME! (smacks her)
Choco: GAH! OW!
EJ: ...That hurt?
Choco: Yeah, a lot...
EJ: ...
EJ: (smacks her again)
Choco: GAH! FUCKING- AH!
EJ: YES! FEEL MY UNBRIDLED RAGE!
Float: Hey, get back here!
EJ: FREEDOM IS MINE!
EJ: Is this a weapon?
Fark: ...No, that is a toothbrush.
Fark: You sure it is alright to just leave him there?
Choco: Don't worry, he's harmless without his teammates.
EJ: I'M NOT HARMLESS!
Choco: OH HUSH UP!
EJ: (singing) I guess we're already here,
I guess we already know,
We've all got something to fear,
We've all got nowhere to go,
I think you're all INSANE!
But I guess I am too...
Anybody would be if they were stuck on Luna with you...
(riding on Choco's motorbike)
Fark: Pretty cool, right?
EJ: (holding on for dear life) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Freom: You have failed at every step of this mission. Your only chance to redeem yourself is to follow this. simple. ORDER. You are to take Fark out permanently, and allow me to crash the Apocalypse Thruster into this planet. It will tear apart Luna, and I shall take IMMENSE SATISFACTION IN WIPING THOSE HIDEOUS FORMIES OUT OF MY WAY! IS. THAT. CLEAR?!
EJ: THEN I WON'T LET YOU! I CAN TELL YOU WITH CERTAINTY THAT THERE ARE THINGS ON THIS PLANET WORTH PROTECTING!
Fark: ..!
Freom: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THESE FREAKS?!
EJ: APPARENTLY MORE THAN YOU, YOU DUMBASS!
Freom: RRRRRR-
EJ: Uh-
Fark: (grabbing EJ) I think we should go.
EJ: I thought I could reason with him...
Fark: You thought you could change his mind.
Choco: Uh, EJ, are you gonna be okay?
EJ: (giggles madly) NO!
EJ: Say "We're gonna do it and it's gonna be great"!
Fark: We're gonna do it and it's gonna be great!
EJ: LIAR!
EJ: Fark! I'm sorry I couldn't save you, or Feli, or the others, or the billions of other lifeforms that matter far less to me! DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORDS?!
Fark: (hugs EJ) ...I love you baby bro.
EJ: (sniffs, hugs him back) Wow, thanks.
EJ: FAAAAARK! ...I'M ON A TRACTOR!
EJ: Hello corn! ...Maybe they can't hear me in there. I MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!
EJ: After sitting at this table, I now understand the value of corn!
Feli: You lied... You lied to me, EJ. That is not okay.
EJ: No! Wait! You're supposed to reward me for my emotional honesty!
Fark: So, uh, what have you been up to lately?
EJ: (mumbles incoherently)
Fark: I, um, couldn't really hear you there.
EJ: (with a look of pure despair) Nothing.
EJ: ...I don't know why I'm surprised. I should have known not to have hope.
Float: But, maybe if we try again-
EJ: IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK! IT'S NEVER GOING TO WORK, OKAY?!
Fark: Hey, don't be a jerk! We were just trying to cheer you up!
EJ: Heh, Good job with THAT! I feel GREAT now that I know that nothing's EVER going to get better! EVERYTHING'S JUST RUINED FOREVER! WE CAN'T GET ANY OF IT BACK! NOT MY HOME, NOT FELI, AND NOT THIS CRUMMY PLANET EITHER! WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST THROW IT ALL IN THE GARBAGE AND THEN TOSS OURSELVES IN AFTER, BECAUSE IT'S ALL JUST HOPELESS TRASH!
EJ: I... I'm sorry I lied to you. I just wanted an excuse for us to hang out.
Feli: We don't need an excuse to hang out.
EJ: Set your eyes on me, Luna! I have returned not as your tyrant, but as your savior! I RULE THE SKIES!
Flint: Is that a giant pizza cutter?
EJ: That's one of its functions, yeah.
EJ: (watching some trashy TV show) Jasmine, you just buried a body in the woods, and now you're mad that Rodrigo cheated at cards?
EJ: FARK! You never gave up on me for reasons I don't understand! I'LL DO THE SAME FOR YOU!
