MargaretFish

me, untangling pea vines off each other so I can weave them into the trellis instead: Let go, you codependent little bastards. You'll find no support from each other. Accept professional help.

food chain speedrun

Trixie Mattel is right, getting to know your neighbors is the best inoculation against being annoyed by their noise. it only works up to a certain point, but for just regular footsteps or the occasional bass leaking through or a party once in a while, the anonymous Fucking Neighbors are people i will kill for doing their laundry at 10:14pm, but Steven and Ray who live upstairs and sometimes have to jog across their hardwood at 8:39am because they forgot to pick up their Clif bar before they put on their shoes for work are my good pals and i look forward to barricading the building together during the financial collapse.

i want to personally thank etc for being there for me when i don't feel like listing more things