HP and OP and Abridged

LET’S CALL HIM JUAN

Zero Suit Samus: Mom: I want that Body Dad: Your mom 20 years ago. Oh man these are great.

Amazing. =)

My thoughts went from “haha my parents wouldn’t know any of these” to “huh they know most of the same ones I do!” to “aw crap I AM the parents!!!”

stop this is literally me after drinking 500ml of mineral water.

people arent even trying to learn how to pirate anymore its always "where can i watch this what service is it on" never "tokyo mew mew full episodes free online no virus"

“Westerners are fond of the saying ‘Life isn’t fair.’ Then, they end in snide triumphant: ‘So get used to it!’ What a cruel, sadistic notion to revel in! What a terrible, patriarchal response to a child’s budding sense of ethics. Announce to an Iroquois, ‘Life isn’t fair,’ and her response will be: ‘Then make it fair!’” –Barbara Alice Mann

big kitty: ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball! guy: *yeet* big kitty: BALL!!!!!!

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

Is back!