The thing is, when museums and cultural institutions or researchers adopt memes in a "How do you do, fellow kids" way, that's adorable like my grandma when she's misusing emojis. However when some megacorp does it to sell me evil products or some influencer is trying to get me to buy nonsense skincare mud or cyberpunk looking face masks or weightloss pills, I think that's evil incarnate and their name goes into the Death Note (very mindful, very demure)

no offense but um…..off with your head

dance till youre dead

I could never be a protagonist because I'd just never move the plot along. "You have free reign of this castle, but don't go into this one area" Okie dokie. I mind my own business and hang out in the library. Queen of staying in my own lane. I'll never discover your magic curse.

”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

cop stopped me on the street tonight and said "hey mate you all good?" and i was terrified cause i fucking hate cops but he goes "youre bloody soaked" and i said "you should see the other guy" and pointed at the rain clouds up above and walked away from a very confused man

Just saw a goth girl on a dating app. Spider tattoo on her neck, purple hair, black nails, fishnets, etc. Her top spotify songs were all taylor swift. This is a prime example of Batesian mimicry, in this essay, I will

Can you people stop being annoying in the notes and start doing something productive like helping me find a generic looking yoga woman with warm brown eyes who only listens to Merzbow and will shoot at cans in the abandoned railyard with me

ALSO you should consider browsing Virtual Pet List and seeing if there are any pet sites you might be interested in playing. There is a whole genre of browser games right under your nose

Look guys the real internet IS STILL THERE I’m going to cry

Getting off of twitter and onto neocities has really healed me and I am so glad to see it is healing other people too ;u; let’s retreat into the self-made digital woods and away from corporate bs pls, I am so tired

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