A More Expressive Form of Ass

This may be my favorite post I’ve ever made :)

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

nobody tells you this about adult life but being a slut on the internet can help you make friends

Bro just kiss me for a bit while the sun sets, you'll love it i promise.

*gets “born to bottom” tatted on my buttcheek*

(ABAB) assigned bottom at birth

someone got paid to draw a dna double helix being fucked in half by anal beads

Maybe hes born with it, maybe it’s bottomlliene.

god created man to be penetrated

i posted this with violence and the crucifixion in mind and you hussies are talking about anal

It’s my birthday 💁🏻‍♂️