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i feel like remus is actually an absurdly good kisser. like olympic level. sirius has no idea because remus never talks about this kind of thing, he’s just there being quiet and bookish and mysterious, like “oh i’ve never done much of anything,” so sirius just assumes he’s shy or inexperienced. fool
when they finally kiss for the first time it’s game over. sirius immediately ascends, and like, his brain just fully exits the chat. knees weak, head empty, just oh. remus’ hands are gentle but his mouth is devastating: he nips at sirius’ bottom lip, kisses it again to soothe, does this lazy thing with his tongue that makes sirius’ eyes roll back so hard he’s pretty sure he just saw god and he looks suspiciously like remus lupin
and then remus pulls back all pink and polite like “was that alright?” and sirius is just standing there holding onto the wall like. alright? sir i have a few things to say
Jily or Marylene pls
Can do 👀
Sirius: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Regulus: I do have a sense of humor you know
Sirius: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Regulus: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
James: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Regulus: I saw you.
James: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Sirius in an Elvis costume.

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Sirius: Ya know, when Prongs made out with my brother, I was mad at him for, like, ten years.
James: That was five years ago.
Sirius: I know. You got five more years.
James: padfoot...
Sirius: You want to make it six?
Okay this has a chokehold on me, PLEASSEEEE THIS IS SO CUTE WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER 😭😭😭
Sirius: *yelling across the courtyard* “OI, SEV!
Snape: *turns around, visibly done* “What now, Black?
Sirius: You dropped this! *tosses a small potion vial*
Snape: *catches it, confused* “ This isn’t mine.
Sirius: *smirking* Oh, my bad—it’s my heart.
*entire courtyard erupts in laughter*
Regulus: *facepalming* I’m transferring to Durmstrang.

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Sirius Black with his perfectly clear porcelain skin, long black lashes, straight nose, red lips, and luscious curly black locks x Remus Lupin who's too tall and too lanky, with all sorts of scar - scratches, burns, acne, with a crooked nose, jagged teeth, shaggy untamed hair and Sirius WORSHIPS this man who is ugly in every facet of society but to Sirius is the most gorgeous person in the world because Remus has this loud wolfish laugh, the biggest full-toothed smile, the warmest hugs, and the sweetest kisses
Honestly, accurate 🤌
[Hogsmeade, outside Honeydukes]
Barty: I bet I could steal that chocolate frog and no one would notice.
Regulus: You couldn’t steal my attention if it was handed to you.
Evan: (already walking out of the shop) I just bought ten, why are we committing crimes again?
Barty: Because it’s tradition.
Regulus: It’s literally not.
Barty: You’re just mad because your tradition is polishing heirlooms.
Regulus: I—
Evan: (interrupting) Can we please go before you both start hissing in Latin again?
I’m curious yall… what incorrect quotes or headcanons should I try and focus on now? I’ve noticed quite a few people like my headcanons and incorrect quotes lol
Please also recommend things if you want! I’m very open… I have an open dm box as well.
Might try and draw some of it too
Which ones should I focus on? Also should they be funny or… Sirius…
Remus X Sirius (Wolfstar)
James X Regulus (Jegulus)
James x Lily (Jily)
Regulus and Sirius brother duo
Marauders based (J, P, R, S)
Marauder Girls
Slytherin Skittles
Evan X Barty (Rosekiller)
Sirius x Snape (Snirius)
Marlene X Dorcas (Dorlene)
Older Marauders (Any of them)
Other (commented or asked about other choice)
NEW GLASSES ✨✨✨
That’s really cute actually 😭😭

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marlene and sirius on a date, both in the closet:
marlene: *silence*
sirius: *more silence*
marlene: *even more silence*
marlene: I'm a lesbian
sirius: oh thank God, im gay
marlene: friends?
sirius: friends.
😭 ACCURATE
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