Just Me Being Me

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

i really admire people who do things. i hope to be someone who does things one day

Younger people, one thing I want you to understand about Millenials is that, overall, our parents taught their daughters to aim for careers and employment, but they didn't teach their sons to keep house. This causes a whole lot of Situations.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

finding somebody who will laugh at your shitty jokes is joy-inducing but finding a motherfucker who can yes-and all the esoteric bullshit you put out is pure cocaine. this must be the shit all those racuous but good-natured scoundrels down at the tavern are on

@marauderjojo and I putting on our aluminum foil hats to talk book theories

I stand by the fact that we will have to buy our tin foil from Costco from now on just so we have enough!

We did take pretty hard rage break from that lord of the rings game that one time. "Protect Gimli......from the arrows" 🤣🤣

Honestly I think I try very hard to erase this out of my memory…. Turns out videos games and 3AM don’t mix as well as we hoped

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

cosigned, good work everyone, have your bricks at the ready when they try it again.

I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation