its a wolf thing

I wish I could experience Ilya slamming Shane into the boards —-> Ilya shoving Shane face down ass up onto his couch jumpcut for the first time again

nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy

"My head hurts so BAD when will it STOP" i cry out as i scroll harder down the headhurter9000 rectangle in my hands

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

Would anyone like to support my life style or am i to freakish and strange

hey so can somebody please do something about all of this