The Thistle Whistle Briskly Bristles

tbh one of the best tropes is “character with a mask drinks something and it spills off their mask but they know damn well what they’re doing and just refuse to take off their mask”

i’d like to contribute: masked character tries to drink something and it spills off their mask because they did in fact forget they were wearing one, but they just keep going through the motion of drinking in a poor attempt to turn a fuckup into a power move and mama didn’t raise no quitter

Character known for wearing a mask is given drink, next time they are seen the drink is gone. No explanation.

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Power moves

See Nible, that’s the dark star, it gets taken to the old twilight.

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@darklordofthedeepfryer are you implying I'm not already a good luck?

cant tell if pretentious or just petty about their experience with fedex

None of the boxes have “Fragile” written on them. Can’t feel bad. 

Snarky crows are best crows

carry me into the sunset, my cephalopod prince

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This is the best thing in my life

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I know I know it's your fetish @darklordofthedeepfryer

so cute

Finally, a good one.

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I don’t see an issue here

Know Your Cephalopods!

Always ready for some cephalopods!

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This is old information because it’s actually known that Octopuses have 2 legs and 6 arms. Still, cute as heck!

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Beautiful

I am actually fine in the cold I just hate it.

100km winds into a ship doing 22 knots, it was -10 on the ocean and probably -20 with the windchill. You would have died.

He got thumbs!

But the good news is he can’t open doors, use the remote control, or operate machinery so we’re in no danger of him taking over the world.