red planet

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

digging through old blogs to find pre 2016 trc content and i think its really funny that all the posts about adam back then were just pretty drawings of him in nature with flower crowns and people calling him a cute little innocent forest child and a lot of people defending him from unseen adam hate posts that i presume must have existed though i have no firsthand evidence of that other than goodreads reviews. and now most posts about him are like "adam is such an awesome character hes sooo funny. he like actually belongs in prison"

I miss Binah Fae can she come fix my life

my goat …

jet lag the game is like. okay. so you know how traveling is already a Saw trap? what if we kept all of the regular things that make it stressful and made it even MORE stressful by throwing in A) RNG mechanics and B) three guys who all dress like different types of lesbians and are hunting each other for sport

gen z masc people only experience gender envy for the absolute lamest dudes. you never see a he/they talking about how much they want to be micheal b. jordan it’s always stupid sal from kids cartoon. or sam denby from jet lag the game. wait who said that

jud duplenticy writes some fantastic lines in his account of the murder like "The darkness of that story was the bedrock of this place" or "Testing tolerances, tapping deep poisoned wells, hardening, binding with complicity" or "Because in the part of my soul that cannot lie to Christ, or myself, or you…" but he did also write "Young, dumb, and full of Christ" which doesn't necessarily undermine his skill as a storyteller or anything but what an insane thing that is to say to benoit at this point in the story

if i came to investigate a case and the main suspect was named “judas duplicitous” i’d throw in the towel dude

idk i mean if my name was “benoit blanc” i might be willing to risk it

benoit blanc who sucks at among us and clue and had a homophobic mother and listens to musical theatre in his car. benoit blanc who helps the helpless and never lets his ego get in the way and knows how to play the organ. benoit blanc who sulks in the bathtub and has a gorgeous tailored summer and winter wardrobe. my best friend benoit blanc....