Many Worlds I've Come

i love that charles dickens got paid by the word. like i cant even be mad when he’s boring and long-winded bc i would do xactly the same??? i wouldnt use contractions or colours at all. want to say the word red? too bad. we r now only using “the colour of freshly-spilled blood on snow; the hue of the horizon when the sun sets over the deserts of sub-saharan Africa” BOOM guess who can afford 2 eat now: me and my boi dickens 

# can you imagine the kind of extended torture we would have been subject to if victor hugo had been paid by the pun (via vlajean)

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

There is nothing to defend

When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE RAINBOW BEHIND YOU.” 

The only appropriate thing for a dude to shout at me out a car window.

sending love to bi ladies in relationships with cis men. you’re not any less “queer”. you shouldn’t have to justify your identity at every turn.

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

Seth Myers wrote that line, that’s why he’s smiling.

Yesss!!!! Frickin gorgeous!!!

I hope this gets a million notes

No. Actually. Why do you need this? You don’t. Getting your period means you are starting to mature, which means you need to drive them AWAY from needless things like that. Also, you all bitch enough as it is about paying for these things, imagine how much more money companies will charge for those things? Or, maybe EDUCATE them, so they will already feel comfortable about it. Jesus fucking christ. 

I mean almost every person with a vagina who starts their period is gonna be from the age of 9-16 ish sooo Literally none of those years would be considered mature. It’s not like you start shooting blood out and magically you’re an adult. 

LOL at this so hard. The idea of a 9 year old having to put way childish things because their body is maturing. They’re still KIDS. Children menstruate.

10 year old me playing with legos: *begins first period* mother please take this soda away from me and get rid of these horrid stuffed animals im mature now I don’t need this childish nonsense and could you please serve me some coffee? black, no sugar. *sweeps legos off my desk and starts filing taxes*

Also I am 22 and I would love planet and glitter tampons!!!!!!!!!

Tadaaaaaa