hotties hmu for free jet

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

adoring & kissing & worshipping a girl's stockinged foot while holding her by the ankle in a way that indicates this is really not optional for it

hold on e-sex cancelled I got really embarrassed and flustered about the “honey” thing. Unfortunately this means I’m going to have to kill you.

aww, baby, really? poor thing. you wanna come over and let me help you with that?

Stop that. If you come over I will pick you up and wiggle you like a wet spaghetto, ferret boy

why the hell does everyone wiggle me????!

hold on e-sex cancelled I got really embarrassed and flustered about the “honey” thing. Unfortunately this means I’m going to have to kill you.

aww, baby, really? poor thing. you wanna come over and let me help you with that?

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable