mantisjams

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

sorry this is just so baffling to me. so if a show is on like. Huba or Bubba or whatever streaming services you guys have, you'll never watch it because you aren't subscribed to this particular service? wow. couldn't be me

This is what many people do not understand when I am accused of beastiality for having sexual intercourse with Kermit the Frog. Yes he is a frog, but he has a soul and is baptized within the Catholic Church (note baptized, not "saved." Protestants DNI!) so there is nothing sinful about our relations. Kermit is not an animal- the only thing animalistic about our sex life is the passion and ferver with which he sucks me through my Joker Pants!

The song "Good Luck Babe" makes me so sad because I picture a horrible world in which Batjokes is canon. Kermit would be crying that Joker picked the stupid Bat over him, denying his Muppet Love.