Aren't you cute?

i think out of disrespect we should just start using "spamtenna moment" as shorthand for when a nothing tier yaoi ships between side characters somehow manages to eclipse in fandom popularity all of the central character relations of both the main cast and the rest of the side characters that aren't men. i think this should become such a widespread and entrenched form of fandom lingo for insulting ships that the next generation of teens will grow up understanding its meaning and not its origins in the same way teens of my generation used adjective!character parlance long before ever learning what bang paths were.

it’s actually crazy ppl wanna hold out to give that tv to noelle (It Will Literally Never Happen) instead of mettaton. because, like, think about it. noelle is rich as hell and has a flatscreen and could buy a whole projector if she wanted to… meanwhile mettaton is a broke adult dependent who can’t work and can’t leave his house and doesn’t even have a tv in his home until you give him one and for which we can see the positive consequences … HMM… wonder what else could be causing people to want to give the tv to noelle instead of the perfectly good pre-established quest line which was set up before tenna even appeared! 🤔