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thank god anything at all useful is being torn down and made illegal so that the computer can just be a box you turn on to watch ads for fake phone games
did kier starmer's government help people? no. but did it at least make the country a better place? no. but was it popular? ah, no. but did it keep its promises? also no. but did it at least do right by its core constituencies? no. but when faced with great injustice, did starmer at least have the courage to condemn it? no. but did he at least refrain from actively cheering it on? no. but was the economy good? hell no. but di
I don't think this is fair - We did get the renter's rights bill which is going to help so many low income people!! And also the workers rights bill. There's a reason why the Tories hate these! Also they abolished the Two Child Limit which took 450,000 children out of poverty and lifted the incomes of a further 1.5 million families with children! Not to mention starting the process of re-nationalising the railways.
I get why this government was a disappointment to many people and they did many things that were bad and a betrayal of their voters. But they did do some good things that really mattered!!
People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person
Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs
Necromancer that doesnβt know theyβre a necromancer and thinks theyβre just a really good emt
That is the funniest thing i have ever read
the thing was, she wasnβt going to be able to pass the recertification exam, and she couldnβt figure out why. annabelle studied. she practiced. she pulled out every trick and shortcut sheβd learned during her two years as an EMT and none of it worked. she just β she didnβt get it. it made no sense.
βwake up,β she urged the dummy, pressing her hands to the pulse points on its wrists.Β βcome on.Β what the fuck.β
βyeah, i donβt think that asking nicely is going to do the trick,β hank said, his eyebrows raised. his helmet, the special one theyβd decorated for him with craft supplies from michaelβs when heβd gotten promoted to firestation chief, sat askew on his head.Β βi can see now why they didnβt pass you.β
annabelle rolled her eyes.Β βitβs a psychological thing,β she said.Β βitβs like, you give the brain an instruction and it follows naturally. and the pulse-point thing always works. i donβt know why itβs not, like, in any of the books, but i swear to god itβs worked for me every time.β
it was true that annabelle had the best record on low body counts, which was good because she was the smallest person on the team not counting Georgie, who was a corgi. jake and lillian were always making fun of her for having been the shortest of their whole rookie class. but it hadnβt ever been a problemΒ before; annabelle rarely had to carry anybody out, because she was good enough at getting them on their feet.
but none of that would matter if she couldnβt pass her stupid recertification exam, because theyβd take her badge and sheβd have to go be, like, a doctor or something.
hank blew out a long breath and sunk down to where she was kneeling on the station floor in full fire gear, giving CPR to the practice dummy, whom they called dierdre. there was a little light that went on when youβd saved its life. it had been a dull gray for an hour now.
βlook, AB. i know youβre a good firefighter, and i know you know how to deliver CPR. just do it like you do it during an emergency. youβre overthinking it.β
βbut this isΒ what i do during an emergency!β annabelle cried, throwing her hands up.Β βi put my hands on their pulse points and i use psychological mumbo-jumbo and they just get up and walk!βΒ
hank blinked.Β ββ¦really,β he said, voice flat.Β βpeople whoβve been inhaling smoke for half an hour just β¦ get up and walk.β
βthe brain is an incredibly powerful organ,β said annabelle, shrugging.Β βlook man, i donβt know, okay? but it works. i havenβt had to actually do CPR in like a year and a half.β
he gave her a long, quiet look and said,Β βwellβ¦.huh,β before pushing himself back up onto his feet and frowning off into the distance.Β βkeep practicing,β he said after a minute, and left her there.
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hank switched her team.
βwhat the fuck, man,β she said, sliding into the truck next to him as the sirens went on.Β βi canβt get CPR on one fucking dummy and suddenly you donβt trust me to do my job without supervision?β
carl and bethany very carefully did not meet her eyes in the rearview from the backseat. bethany pulled a magazine from beneath the seat and said loudly,Β βlook, carl, jennifer aniston and brad pitt are getting back together.β
βthank christ,β said carl.Β βiβve been really worried about jen.β
hank gave annabelle the flat look that had gotten him promoted to firestation chief in the first place, the one that said iβm your dad and you donβt want to disappoint me.Β as always, annabelle wilted underneath it, sliding down in her seat and crossing her arms over her chest. it was a difficult feat in full gear but she wanted him to know she was feeling sullen.
βi trust you completely,β hank told her, his voice a light scold.Β βi want to see you in action so i can help you figure out whatβs going wrong with the dummies. sometimes itβs hard for the brain to accurately remember everything that happens during a crisis.β
annabelle rolled her eyes.Β βi told you,β she said.Β βitβs just β itβs the same thing every time, Iβm not like, blacking out.β
βgreat, then iβm about to learn a cool new trick,β hank said serenely, and pulled the truck out of the lot. annabelle kept her gaze focused out of the window, watching the city pass as carl and bethany talked loudly about which celebrities were dating which other celebrities and who wore what better. she tried to swallow down the nerves that tightened her throat. maybe the dummy was right. maybe she wasΒ doing something else and didnβt remember it. maybe the last two years had been a fluke and she had no business being a firefighter. maybe she was about to get fired.
there wasnβt a fire, though the alarm was going off. instead they found a bag of smoking popcorn and the collapsed heap of a forty-five year old bachelor type, down to just his boxers and a pair of slippers with llamas on them. he had no pulse.Β
hank held carl and bethany back, directing them to deal with the smoke from the popcorn; annabelle he pointed toward the resident with a jerk of his chin.Β
she sighed, kneeling by his side. she pressed her hands flat to his heart and then dragged them across his chest and down each arm, to his wrists. with her thumbs on his pulse point, she hissed,Β βletβs go, man. up and at βem. youβre not meant to die in your underwear while cooking popcorn, come on.β
she held her breath for a few moments, conscious of hankβs eyes on her, and let out a long sigh of relief when she felt his pulse jump beneath her, watched his eyes flicker.Β βwhat the fuck?β he asked, voice a croak.Β βwhat happened?β
βyou gotta eat more vegetables, bud,β annabelle told him, and looped his arm over her shoulders to help him get to his feet. she was so relieved she could have wept, but instead met hankβs eyes with a challenging glare. see?Β she thought. i told you.Β βletβs get you to the ambulance.β
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βthe bad news is that you have a lot of practicing to do if you want to pass your recert,β hank said without preamble, showing up at her apartment. she didnβt think sheβd ever seen him in jeans before. it was weird.Β βthe good news is i understand your problem now.β
annabelle stepped aside, beckoning him in.Β βwhat problem?β she demanded.Β βit worked! you saw it work. thatβs the opposite of a problem.β
hank shrugged. he handed her a trifold that heβd clearly printed off at home. it said so you think youβre a necromancer. annabelle blinked down at it, and then up at hank, and then down at the trifold again.Β βi β¦ donβt understand whatβs happening here,β she told him honestly.Β
βiβm not in the community and theyβre kind of cagey, so i canβt really tell you a lot,β hank told her, stilted and visibly uncomfortable.Β βbut i have a cousin who is, and um, i just want you to know that this doesnβt change anything. youβre still who youβve always been and you have my complete support. weβll figure out how to get around the recert. maybe iβll β i can put you on admin duty to give you time to study. weβll say itβs because of an injury.β
βhank,β annabelle said, with some urgency.Β βhank, this flier says the word necromancer.β
βyes,β agreed hank, looking relieved.Β βoh, good, youβve heard of it already. i thought i was going to have to have the whole your body is changingΒ talk.β
annabelle shook her head.Β βno, i β hank. you know that β¦ um, you know that necromancy isnβt real, right? people canβt bring other people back from the dead. thatβs crazy.β
βannabelle, not four hours ago you instructed a dead man to stand up and he did.β
βokay, he wasnβt dead, obviously. he was almostΒ dead, at best.β
βno. he was dead.β
βi felt his pulse! it was very faint!β
βyou calledΒ his pulse. no one else would have felt it, because it wasnβt there except in response to you.β
βhank, what the fuck.β
he shrugged.Β βread the flier,β he instructed.Β βand bring dierdre home with you. youβre going to have to practice a lot if you want to get recertified, considering you havenβt one time had to use any of the skills you learned the first go around.β
he bussed her temple as he went by, letting himself out of her apartment with a friendly wave. annabelle looked down at the flier in her hand with a frown. when she unfolded it, the first page said, everyoneβs necromancy journey is different, but most people discover their gift by accident. have you ever brought a pet back to life? touched an elderly relatives hand and seen some of the color flood back into their face? or perhaps, more subtly, been able to keep cut flowers alive long past their purchase date?
annabelle looked at her kitchen table. sheβd had the same vase of tulips on it since she moved in, three years ago. it was true they periodically started to wilt, but she usually just changed their water and they were fine, popping back up one after the other as she slid them into the fresh vase.Β
βwell shit,β annabelle said, letting the flier fall from her hands.
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If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people
One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.
The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.
Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.
I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.
Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.
"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."
"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."
"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"
Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off
democrats in congress are currently berating trump for signing a ceasefire agreement because A. we shouldn't have given up just because we lost and B. how dare we be forced to pay reparations to the country we attacked for no reason just in case you had any hope left they aren't just as bloodthirsty and depraved as republicans
hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a sΓ©ance to try and contact her distressed spirit
i think more people would benefit from an "i dont have to commit to this identity, if i ever change my mind, i dont have to identify that way anymore" approach to sexual/romantic orientation and gender identity

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staff member getting dunked on by one of their favorite bands you love to see it
fifa kills whales π
He's suing them over it for $25M.
Wyland has said any financial recovery from the suit would support public art, ocean conservation, and environmental education through his foundation.
"This should have been an opportunity to show the world that global sports, public art, and environmental stewardship can stand together," he said. "Instead, a landmark was painted over. We want to do our part to make sure that what happened here does not become the standard for how public art is treated in cities across America."
i made a flowchart to help myself identify the (typical) peeps of my region! i learned a lot about these little guys while making this and i can't wait to forget all of this information in the field π
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The CafΓ© Wall Illusion was popularized by Richard Gregory after it was spotted on the tiled exterior of a Bristol cafΓ© in the 1970s. The horizontal lines appear tilted, yet every one of them is perfectly straight and parallel. Earlier versions were described by Hugo MΓΌnsterberg as early as 1894, but Gregoryβs rediscovery gave the illusion its modern name. Animated interpretation by @xponential.Β
kind of bizarroworld seeing people go on and on about how nobody can acknowledge ariana grande's pretty obviously severe anorexia with "would it be okay for us to say that about a MORBIDLY OBESE person??" as if it's not already completely impossible to exist in public as someone over like a size 22 without having your body constantly Constantly vocally ridiculed by others