Hommes, Hombres, Uomini, Männer, Men

“Damn! I didn’t appreciate how loose your suit gets when the string comes untied.”

The day I suddenly realized I wanted to put my thing down there.

“Come on, say ‘cheese’. You know, like under my foreskin.”

“Hey Mark, just make yourself comfortable. I’ll be down in a minute with the Monopoly board. Boy are we gonna have some fun!”

“He sure is, you’re so lucky to have Bubba. By the way, did you know he’s been giving handjobs on the catwalk? Some of the guys have started calling it the ‘love nest’.”

“You know Danny, I’ve got something I wanted to show you.”

Nothing I love better than a guy with really long socks.

Joel is so thrilled with the idea of going naked in the surf, he totally forgets to take off that fancy watch he’s wearing.

So, what’s wrong with a dad bod?

My cousin Timmy there on the left tries to cover his rising boner.

ℭ𝔞𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔩𝔢 𝔦𝔱? 🍆

It turns out Stanford has hard penises now as a requirement of joining the ACC.

The one on the right can't help himself

The Alpha Gamma guys have figured out how to raise some real dough for charity.

“Excuse me sir. Everyone is required to wear a shirt in the gym.”

Honey, relax. It’s MiraLAX.

Mount

The nude version of “The Sound of Music”.