Hommes, Hombres, Uomini, Männer, Men

A narcissist, Derrick scrolls thru his list of guys who find him irresistibly attractive, while contemplating which one he’d like to have come over to adore and worship him. And if that doesn’t work, he’ll just go admire himself in the mirror.

Gotta love 1977 when they had short shorts, and shirts cut off above the waist.

“I gotta get out of these wet muddy clothes. You’re not bothered by seeing my junk, are you?”

“No, I ain’t got nothing on under this robe. Why do you ask?”

“Hey, I made us some coffee. Do you want yours with cream, because I know I do!”

“Alright, we all got down to our underpants, hehe! Now who’s gonna strip off everything?”

“Go ahead, I don’t think anyone can see what we’re doing.”

Thomas finds his shorts are cut a bit low.

“You know, I don’t really have on any underwear. That’s why it’s kinda of bulgy. Say, why don’t you feel around it for a while?”

Sexy

“Yeah, these bibbed jeans are getting kinda hot. What do you say we go in the cellar to cool off?”

“Yeah, I guess I am getting kinda stiff, you know, just sitting here talking about it. What do you say we do more than talk?”

“Yeah, I guess I do need a shower now. It’s amazing how sweaty I got doing your behind.”

HOT.

After a night of drinking and carousing, these guys take the walk of shame home.

Hung up about hoses.

What lovely countryside.

“You know, I think it really does bigger all shaved.”