Hommes, Hombres, Uomini, Männer, Men

“I really love how my big muscles make me focus even more on my crotch.”

“Well, I’ve finally managed to build my shoulders wide as fuck. Now how do I get my junk up a few sizes.”

“Come on guys, cut it out. We’re already buck naked, let’s not make it worse by fighting.”

Tom thinks people are focusing on his nifty tattoos.

“I was rather happy it’s gotten down to this.”

Uncle Danny loved fishing, at least until he hooked his left testicle and cast it before realizing what had happened.

“Yes, my thing is stuck in the nozzle. Stop laughing and give me a hand.”

#nudists #bros naked

It’s 1978 when guys weren’t bothered by undressing together in the locker room.

…he’s not so much a nudist as he’s working the woods at the far back end of the park.

getitng a zebra tan

…and why not? He’s got a zebra dick doesn’t he.

Like to stumble across him like that!

…geez, that’s the whole point of cruising.

I always imagined Julio would have a big bush.

They always say "Dress for Success"!

…so what does it say to get inked up and naked?

“Good for getting all naked and everything. Now let’s try out this dank weed together.”

Geez, that’s my biology teacher from high school.