Hommes, Hombres, Uomini, Männer, Men

Nothing I love better than a guy with really long socks.

Joel is so thrilled with the idea of going naked in the surf, he totally forgets to take off that fancy watch he’s wearing.

So, what’s wrong with a dad bod?

My cousin Timmy there on the left tries to cover his rising boner.

ℭ𝔞𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔩𝔢 𝔦𝔱? 🍆

It turns out Stanford has hard penises now as a requirement of joining the ACC.

The one on the right can't help himself

The Alpha Gamma guys have figured out how to raise some real dough for charity.

“Excuse me sir. Everyone is required to wear a shirt in the gym.”

Honey, relax. It’s MiraLAX.

Mount

The nude version of “The Sound of Music”.

“Why yes, Mark and I are gay. That doesn’t change things with you guys, does it?”

True. You lose half your body heat from your crotch.

“Yeah, it’s the smallest thing I own. I’m really thinking about getting rid of it.”

“I probably shouldn’t turn around, I’m all ginger on this side.”

Danny there, third from the left. He can’t say a word without gesticulating.