Hommes, Hombres, Uomini, Männer, Men

They always say "Dress for Success"!

…so what does it say to get inked up and naked?

“Good for getting all naked and everything. Now let’s try out this dank weed together.”

Geez, that’s my biology teacher from high school.

“Okay, you beat me, so I’m sitting here naked on the court…”

Thanks for sharing. When I was innocent, my best friend wanted me to put it down there and I had no idea why.

Reminds me of the time Napoleon sent word to Josephine saying he was on his way home so “don’t bathe”.

Billy shows off how his goody trail is just the tip of a huge mass of bush.

“Damn! I didn’t appreciate how loose your suit gets when the string comes untied.”

The day I suddenly realized I wanted to put my thing down there.

“Come on, say ‘cheese’. You know, like under my foreskin.”

“Hey Mark, just make yourself comfortable. I’ll be down in a minute with the Monopoly board. Boy are we gonna have some fun!”

“He sure is, you’re so lucky to have Bubba. By the way, did you know he’s been giving handjobs on the catwalk? Some of the guys have started calling it the ‘love nest’.”

“You know Danny, I’ve got something I wanted to show you.”

Nothing I love better than a guy with really long socks.

Joel is so thrilled with the idea of going naked in the surf, he totally forgets to take off that fancy watch he’s wearing.

So, what’s wrong with a dad bod?