Hommes, Hombres, Uomini, Männer, Men

“I probably shouldn’t turn around, I’m all ginger on this side.”

Danny there, third from the left. He can’t say a word without gesticulating.

“It’s no big deal boss. I just decided to do a couple of sets of sit-ups…yes it’s necessary to do them in my underwear. I gotta keep my clothes looking good for that meeting with Mr. McArthur at three.”

Ralph prepares himself for some serious cruising.

I was hoping to find this.

Their penises make them all smoke.

“This is so much fun! Hey, did you notice all those hemorrhoids Gary has got? Geez, what’s he been doing with his asshole?”

“We told him not to drink so much. But did he listen? So here he is with no tan lines and on his way to taking two at a time.”

“Come on Johnny, let me show you something I think you might be interested in.”

“What are those two red dots right above your bellybutton? You might want to have a dermatologist look at those. Regardless of that, you are still really lovely.”

“Come on Derrick! You’ll never beat this guy if you don’t get it bulging out more. It’s all about intimidation.”

…when they first started frolicking, their junk was flapping in the breeze. But now it seems fixed in place.

The blacker the better.

“Yes, my peter makes me wanna suck on a cigarette. It feels all tingly.”

“You know, when I agreed to do a nude shoot, I didn’t realize you were just gonna stand there staring at my crotch.”

“Did you get a good shot? I want future generations to see how hot we were.”

Yum. Love to give you head bro 👅💦

“…great! Well, here it is, come give it.”