Friendly Neighborhood Redhead

if a bitch says "henlo" you gotta get out of there

prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

This post took 3 years off my life

Rock stations be like “We only do three things here, drink beer, watch sports, and play the hardest rock in the whole world, and if you don’t like it you can pull that tampon out of your vagina you girl” [plays Thunder by Imagine Dragons]

Alt stations be like “Tired of that tired pop station, welcome to your new alternative, where we only play the most left of the dial underground artists we can find” [plays Thunder by Imagine Dragons]

Throwback stations be like “We’re here to bring you all your favorite classics of decades past, doesn’t matter when, 70s, 80s, 90s, whatever takes you back to the days of old” [plays Thunder by Imagine Dragons]

Sansa on Twitter: Tyrion has informed me that I’m too negative and hostile towards Lannisters. So to all the Lannisters out there, if my tweets have offended you, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn’t think you could read.

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

Im gonna invent powdered toes

honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail

Do it for your foremothers that never got the chance.

Translation: America can’t celebrate 100 years of female suffrage until 2065