not batman.

the photographer hero we didn’t know we needed

This is the funniest thing ever

op link the fucking article

thanks. what the fuck

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”

“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second

“we can do whatever sins we want! there’s no god here to observe this” is very good too

“the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one” was also good

“for the millionth time the first amendment protects you from the government not the justin”

goes to Evil Fifth Grade and goes to Evil Science Class and my Evil Teacher wheels out the Evil VCR and we watch Kill Die the Murder Guy

Invader Zim universe

“poison is the coward’s weapon” boo hoo sounds like someone’s sodium channels are easily inhibited

if your deoxyribonucleosides depurinate I just don’t see how that’s my problem

like, it’s not like I asked your vesicle fusion mediating proteins to cleave and block acetylcholine release... you can’t keep deflecting responsibility for your own actions onto me just because I “put something in your food”

oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it

Farewell!

The comedic timing in this is Oscar worthy