women,,,, yeah

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like one time Nighwing makes a goth reference saying something like "Batman did not lose his virginity on his parents grave for this" and like Raven gets the reference because goths unite and all that but the rest of the Titans genuinly believe Batman lost his virginity on his parents grave FOR YEARS

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or Tim just goes "Bats did not have sex with Dracula for me to be such a pussy" right before doing the dumbest thing mankind has ever seen. And Kon and Bart are just standing there like ??? batman did what??

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Steph tells Hal Bats is actually half vampire and that is why he denies being one, it being a rather sensitive subject for him and all, he said he didnt believe her but he never brought it up again

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Damian: Father did not snipe JFK for this

Jon, just trying to have a good day:

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Jason tells Roy the same things as Dick to keep the bullshit going but he keeps adding even wilder stuff so its like "yeah bats actually stitched me up after i came back" or "bats was supposed to be in an arranged marriage in 1820 but it turned out that the woman was a serial killer so that didnt work out" and at this point Roy knows to take it with a grain of salt but,,, he's never sure and it pisses him off

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Cass: Batman killed prince phillip

Kon, who was simply chilling: aight

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Barbara: lmao remember when Bats got send back in time and burned down the library in Alexandria?

Duke: lmao yea

Babs and Duke

Star Wars Cosplay Continuation

Ash Williams:

Damn baby that ass can SHIT! I think IBS makes you 10 times more groovy 😏 gimme some sugar baby

Herbert West:

I may be a doctor, but that doesn’t mean I’m a gastroenterologist. I advise you see someone else to help you with your.... issue.

Ghost Face:

That poop hurt my girl???? I’m gonna stab it to death!!! Ghost face style

Freddy Krueger:

Ermm I haven’t seen any nightmare on elm street movies yet so I don’t know what he’d say sorry :((

Jason Vore Hes:

SEND PETER TO SHADOW REALM AND DATE ME INSTEAD…. please………. 

In middle school biology, we did an experiment. We were given yams, which we would sprout in cups of water. We then had to make hypotheses about how the yams would grow, based on descriptions of yam plants in our books, and make notes of our observations as they grew.

Here’s what was supposed to happen: we were supposed to see that the actual growth of the plant did not resemble our hypotheses. We were then supposed to figure out that these were, in fact, sweet potatoes.

What actually happened was that every single student in every single class lied in their notes so that their observations perfectly matched their hypotheses. See, everyone assumed the mismatch meant they had done something wrong in the process of growing the plant or that they had misunderstood the dichotomous key or the plant identification terminology. And, thanks to the wonders of a public school education, everyone assumed the wrong results would get us a failing grade. We were trying to pass. We didn’t want to get bitched out by the teacher. Curiosity, learning, science - that had nothing to do with why we were sitting in that classroom. So we all lied.

The teacher was furious. She tried to fail every student, but the administration stepped in and told her she wasn’t allowed to because a 100% fail rate is recognized as a failure of the teacher, not the class. It wasn’t even her fault, really, though her being a notorious hard-ass didn’t help. It was a failure of the entire educational system.