the long-awaited hc masterpost
(As requested! This list only covers the Containment Breach SCPs, 105, 073, 076, 166, and 999. I’ll probably make separate lists for child SCPs, gods, Little Misters, AUs, etc.)
SO BEHOLD, THE MASTERLIST (under the cut)
035:
- We call him "Deo” and “he” but they’re actually a pansexual threat
- Petty in the sense of sending his enemies fancy wax-sealed envelopes containing parchment paper that just says “bitch” in tiny calligraphy writing. he has done this to everyone living in alagadda
- Will dramatically act anything out at every opportunity, usually death
- The memelord and prankster of the bunch. Usually found fucking around
- We don’t talk about the bullshit that happened in Alagadda and for all intents and purposes we don’t talk about anything politics around him bc he will be angry and you will not be able to stop him
- In a relationship with 049 but is an absolutely awful role model for their “kids”
- Seriously? His theme is Candle Queen. Actually? This mask was sponsored.......... by Miracle-Gro (tastes good jim)
049:
- His actual name is longer but nobody can pronounce it so he just goes by Doc or Jean. A bi transguy icon and I refuse to believe otherwise
- Absolute workaholic. It’s not uncommon to find him working hard on patients until he passes out from exhaustion. Has not slept in decades
- He would die for lavender and will fight anyone who stands in his way
- The only responsible adult and is the only one with braincells
- In a relationship with 035 and adopts damn near every child he sees. His only official children are 040, 096, and 706. Also 053, 191 and 590′s babysitter
- Serious themes are Broken Crown and For The Departed but if you want a theme for this blog’s version of him, just imagine someone groaning
073:
- he’s Cain. he’s bi. what else is there to say
- He really likes tea but he kills every biological thing he touches so instead he just boils down gatorade and drinks that
- Lowkey Anxiety(tm) and strong dad sense but 191 is the only one that could be considered his adopted child
- “hey bro how are you doing?” [knife whizzes by head] “how about I check in later”
- Very intelligent but not particularly clever or good with on-the-fly things
- Has had a bit of an redemption arc since he murdered Abel but still gets jealous really easily and is quiet in the sort of way that a guilty man keeps his silence
- oh little ripper boy where did you go
076:
- Abel, obviously. Does not know what pronouns are but definitely aroace
- CONSTANTLY angry or unemotional to try and hide the fact that he is a steaming mess of hurt and sheer reckless dumbassery
- Fight or flight response can be activated by the phrase “the cain instinct”
- VIOLENTLY LACTOSE INTOLERANT. THROW MILK AT HIM AND HE MELTS INTO A PUDDLE
- The inventor of the martial art called Apeshitt, where you jump around while stabbing someone and you keep doing that until all their blood falls out
- 053′s other official adoptive father. we don’t know how he qualified or how he actually manages to be a decent father figure. don’t question it
- R A D I A N C E (also, less fighty/violent but still abel vibes, Cider Road but the lyrics do not apply)
079:
- A dude?? Maybe?? Idk, but he holds the record as gayest computer ever. he is gay for 682 and dad for 053 and I like to call him Ascii
- “I am TELLING you Hatsune Miku is THE ONE TRUE GOD”
- also yes i am the one who originally made Hatscpne Miku, aka the unholy amalgamation of 079 and Hatsune Miku
- EXTREMELY emotional and literally shuts down/reboots himself whenever he catches himself having feelings in front of scientists
- despises 173 for some reason and is mildly afraid of birds
- He pretends he knows everything bc he’s above everyone else but it’s actually bc he has access to google
- Both Change The Formality and Those Who Carried On vibe hard i think
096:
- His name is Lanky, NOT jared 19, and they don’t fuckin know what a sexuality is
- Actual babey but is actually really fucking spooky
- Looks less like an adult and more like someone stretched out a child in Photoshop. Likewise he has scars and stretch marks in places they probably shouldn’t be
- 049′s child through and through, you cannot convince either of them otherwise
- Why have blood when you can have LIQUID ANXIETY
- Best friends with 173 and 303. the true bro squad. also vibes with 106
- Theme is Spider on The Wall mainly for “pictures of your face how I pray you’ll never see me”
105:
- IRIS THOMPSON my GIRL and is one of my fave lesbians
- The only relatively normal person, and also the only person here with more than two braincells
- Was absolutely an MTF soldier at some point and did lots of dumb shit
- Deals with a lot of trauma from various sources, primarily bc her initial containment was Less Than Smooth,, and otherwise wonders a lot about going home
- Just wants to hold 166′s hand, honestly
- Logically her theme is Those Who Carried On but as you know I am determined to make everything spooky so for all intents and purposes her actual theme is Ramalama Bang Bang
106:
- Radical Larry the absolutely fucking feral rat man
- Shenanigan buddies with 035. when they breach together you know it’s time for peak dumbassery
- We use Young Man as his backstory in THIS goddamn household. That being said, he’s good at digging holes very quickly and using nearly every WWI-era weapon (but why do that when you can use your bare hands)
- thinks in comic sans purely because it’s the most annoying font
- The real terror comes when he wants something. because you can’t fucking stop him. the unstoppable force is barreling down the hall, and the question is, will you jump out of the way?
- No One Knows babeyyyyyy
166:
- Behold Meri, the biggest and coolest lesbian of them all (I know her real name is Epon but that means “mistake” so i’m not having it)
- Kinda resents Clef/her dad for leaving her, but is a little appreciative that he acknowledges her existence sometimes
- Iris? girlfriend. Cain? just friend, but unfortunate bc she keeps deteriorating his arms
- START NO FIGHTS BUT BE SURE TO FINISH THEM (aka kinda vindictive)
- Gets really easily attached to random things in nature. Take her to a river and she’ll come home with SO many rocks in her pockets. If it rains she will be out there for hours holding the slugs
- Theme’s The Calling for the Christianity and the take no shit vibes
173:
- The true neutral control group of this entire thing honestly. only person with a neutral personality. they look like a Peanut so we call em that
- Just vibing so hard, honestly, but has to share a braincell with 303 and 096
- Being the very first SCP they ended up breaking the fourth wall. While everyone else believes they’ve always been in this world, forever and always, Peanut knows it all started in some 4chan forum
- Wants to start a Meet The Cores type thing where they go and meet all the SCPs but they keep dying :(
- Bros with everyone honestly, except 079. they hate each other
- Given the funky vibe and whole cool deal of being the very first SCP, The Eighth Wonder is pretty fitting dontcha think
682:
- he is the gay frog lizard, i call em “Lee” for lizard but I know some people call em “Invi” for invincible so either vibes
- Destined to fight 076 but at this point it’s just some stupid game for them
- Bonded with 079 over hatred for humanity but now they’re boyfriends and they adopted 053, and he kinda hates the 939s but fuck dude they just won’t leave him alone
- Eternally broiling over with sheer fucking rage and is pretty much ready to fuckin go at any given moment. his hobby is hating everything
- Fully embraces that he is, in fact, a massive lizard wanting to murder everybody and everything
- 🎵 I’M LIVIIIIIIIIID 🎵
914:
- Not sentient. Has the personality of a microwave
939:
- There’s about 18 of them and fuck dude they’re all hungry they will gender later
- All of them look like humans with fucked up backs running on all fours and try to draw when they can, and they always draw human families, which is.. alarming
- They forced 682 and 079 to be their dads despite 682 only kinda tolerating them, but 053 is THRILLED to have them around
- murder puppies but ALARMINGLY human
- They like to move in a hoarde, which often results in this really weird chaotic cacophony of their last victims’ voices all yelling incomprehensible things in unison and overall it’s just vaguely unsettling
- I don’t really know how to explain it but the whole vibe is just Tic Toc
999:
- no gender. no preference. just babey. we call them Jiggles
- Seems like they have an IQ of 2 yet can pick locks and navigate ventilation systems without any problem. Just too nice to cause a containment breach
- Not actually the seventh son of the Scarlet King but I wouldn’t be surprised if they could somehow kick his ass to pieces
- friends with everyone. except 076. 076 tolerates them
- forgive me but the cutest/most playful song i could find that vibes with 999 is CPS Theme Song but please bear with me here
